If Bolton Wanderers were a movie who would you cast?

If you can cast anyone alive or dead to play these roles, who would you pick?

Eddie Davies
Phil Gartside
Dougie Freedman
Jay Spearing
Natasha's mole.


Feel free to add other parts if you wish.

Eddie Davies ... Donald Trump

Phil Gartside as Ian Beale from Eastenders.

Lennie Lawrence: -

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Sticking with the Star wars theme

Phil Gartside~ Jabba the Hutt
Natashas Mole~ Yoda
Eddie Davies~anakin Skywalker
Dougie~ Jar Jar Binks.

Dougie Freedman, the chair in the last of the summer wine.

Beckford ... Julian Clary

Chungy ... Trigger ...Only Fools and Horses

Eddie Davies - a 13yr old virgin (everyones always calling him a tight cunt).....

Eddie Davies - Bob Carolgees

Phil Gartside - Spit The Dog

Dougie Freedman - Norman Wisdom

Jay Spearing - Charlie Drake

Liam Trotter - Oliver Hardy

I can't even be arsed putting any "comedy thought" into this because we're so fucked that it's no longer funny.

Breadman wrote:I can't even be arsed putting any "comedy thought" into this because we're so fucked that it's no longer funny.

Come on. You're good at this shit

Breadman wrote:I can't even be arsed putting any "comedy thought" into this because we're so fucked that it's no longer funny.

I was fortunate enough to miss yesterday but I believe the boredom killed some of the attendees!

I was there and every time i think of the match I fall zzz ... zzzz ... zzz ... zzz ...

What? Oh, yeah, sorry. Er, the game was a bit zzz ... zzz ... zzz ... zzz ...

Sam Allardyce = Robert Shaw
Sammy Lee = John Merrick
Gary Megson = Charlie Dimmock
Owen Coyle = Tigger
Dougie Freedman = Alan Cumming

Eddie Davies Scrooge
Sam Allardyce ( the ghost of Christmas past)
Dougie Freedman( the ghost of Christmas present)
Hierro and Campo( the ghost of Christmas future)
Lennie Lawrence ( Bob Cratchet)
Joe Mason ( tiny Tim)

how many Marx Brothers were there?