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Bonce's own personal thread

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21Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:42 am

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Finally, somewhere I can post all my shit Bruce Forsyth jokes. Here we go......

I was arranging a poker night with Bruce Forsyth when he said...

"I'll bring the cards"

"Fuck off" I replied, "I've only got a small table"

22Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:42 am

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matching that with what KP said, are we not a 100% sure it isn't magoo's twitter account

23Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:45 am

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My favourite is the Barbie Doll appearing out of the end like something out of a Busby Berkley musical from the 40's.......

24Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:45 am

karlypants

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I was going to have beef in black bean sauce for lunch, I think I won't bother now...

25Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:45 am

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26Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:47 am

Chairmanda

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Of course, when I met Brucie baby.....

27Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:50 am

boltonbonce

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Chairmanda wrote:Of course, when I met Brucie baby.....
Stop doing this Manda.
Come on,out with it.
What have you got?
Give. bounce

28Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:52 pm

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29Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:07 pm

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

People are accusing Bruce Forsyth's absence from television recently as suspicious because of allegations over his friendship with Jimmy Saville.
I can say Bruce is innocent and was very lovely to me when I met him when I was 12 years old.
Of course I still can't tell anyone what we did together, or the evil pixies will kidnap me and I'll never see my mum again.

30Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:10 pm

boltonbonce

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Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Bruce

31Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:11 pm

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The Boss
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32Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:16 pm

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boltonbonce wrote:Just bear in mind I bruce very easily. Suspect
Fixed.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

33Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:37 pm

Chairmanda

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I don't know if you could handle the excitement boncey...

34Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:16 pm

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Chairmanda wrote:I don't know if you could handle the excitement boncey...
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35Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:42 am

boltonbonce

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Is George osborne turning into Berlusconi? His hair worries me.
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36Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:18 am

boltonbonce

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Had too much firewater tonight,but I've got my own thread so no one can see.
Good win for Warrington Town too.
Where did all these coat hangers come from?

37Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:29 am

karlypants

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boltonbonce wrote:Had too much firewater tonight,but I've got my own thread so no one can see.
Good win for Warrington Town too.
Where did all these coat hangers come from?
I hope your not sticking them in your love length Bonce, It's not Wednesday! Very Happy

38Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:34 am

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I would like to formally apologise for posting that link the other day, as it's obviously had a lasting effect on certain posters.

But I couldn't resist and I honestly only found it by typing "Sir Bruce Forsyth Twitter" into Google and couldn't believe what gold I found.

Why the fuck would you shove a fork up yer Jap's?

Gay or straight, I can't see how you could possibly get any pleasure out of doing that.

And Karl....."love length".......really......?

39Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:36 am

boltonbonce

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karlypants wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Had too much firewater tonight,but I've got my own thread so no one can see.
Good win for Warrington Town too.
Where did all these coat hangers come from?
I hope your not sticking them in your love length Bonce, It's not Wednesday! Very Happy
You're thinking of Bread.
He also does unusual things with his telescope. Very Happy

40Bonce's own personal thread - Page 2 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:39 am

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

:rofl: You pair crack me up every time! Very Happy



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