Bonce's own personal thread

Me and kp tried everything the other night.  But then again you are probably more tactful

A great many people, me included, miss him.

Hope he's well wherever he is.

He's back! My cunning plan worked, so v v pleased

Not much fun funerals. Forgot to turn my mobile off and 'Amarillo' boomed out half way through the service.

boltonbonce wrote:Not much fun funerals. Forgot to turn my mobile off and 'Amarillo' boomed out half way through the service.

Hope it went as well as can be expected bonce. Even with your interruption

Thanks johnny. Lots of laughs to be honest.
Felt better coming out of the church than I did going in. Probably the opposite to a wedding.
Didn't really feel in the mood for posting on here though so made up an excuse and left you to it.
Had a good laugh watching your antics on here the other night though. You and KP must have used up a fair few Brucie pics,but it was a fine,if ultimately fruitless effort.

I was followed home from ASDA today by a man carrying a tuba.
I didn't feel threatened,but I wasn't comfortable about it.
There should be some kind of law against carrying large brass instruments in full public view.
I managed to lose him when quite close to home,and he headed off in the direction of Croft,where full frontal musical instruments are more commonplace.
It's left me quite shaken if truth be told.

boltonbonce wrote:I was followed home from ASDA today by a man carrying a tuba.
I didn't feel threatened,but I wasn't comfortable about it.
There should be some kind of law against carrying large brass instruments in full public view.
I managed to lose him when quite close to home,and he headed off in the direction of Croft,where full frontal musical instruments are more commonplace.
It's left me quite shaken if truth be told.

I'm always having trouble with the Brass bonce.

This thing looked pretty battered.
Lord knows what he'd been doing with it.

We all need to take up synchronized walking. This is brilliant.

boltonbonce wrote:This thing looked pretty battered.
Lord knows what he'd been doing with it.

Must be too much trumpet polishing!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:This thing looked pretty battered.
Lord knows what he'd been doing with it.

Must be too much trumpet polishing!

Regular of yours is he KP?

You young people!

y2johnny wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:This thing looked pretty battered.
Lord knows what he'd been doing with it.

Must be too much trumpet polishing!

Regular of yours is he KP?

He could be!

I'm armed to the teeth.
Don't even think about storming in.

This thread is now 36 posts off making nuts all time top ten threads.

35 now.

Breadman wrote:35 now.

So tempted to just do a countdown but don't want to get it locked.























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Bad boys.