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Jack has a giant beanstalk...

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1Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 00:06

Bolton Nuts


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Tonight I went to watch INTO THE WOODS. The fairytale film thingy. I found it packed with inuendo and hidden sexual meanings as did the other half. I wondered if the rest of the audience noticed it or to what level they actually "got it".

So, as with all things you need an answer to, I googled it, but I couldn't really find anyone who saw the film the way we saw it. Sure people got the most obvious sexual references but it seems that most people didn't understand what they have watched, including whoever does the reviews in The New Yorker and Huffington Post to name just two.

I won't go into full detail here about everything, but take Jack and the beanstalk (below),,,

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2Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 00:17

Bolton Nuts


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A quick google of the true meaning or hidden message in J and the BS brings up loads of results about it being a moral story about facing up to things bigger than you, triumphing, rags to riches, and not being too greedy. But this is my interpretation... (im still working on it too)

Jack and his mother, a widow, live together. They have a cow which no longer gives milk. Jack sells the cow to a stranger with beans, a beanstalk grows at his house, jack steals money from the giants but eventually gets caught.

To me it is clear that they are poor because the husband is dead and there is no income. The mother is the dried up cow, she gives no milk, aka cant have any more kids and is therfore unable to get a new husband. So the cow has to be sold. ie the mother has to be sold. Jack finds a stranger and he sells the cow to the stranger. Aka pimps her out. An inevitable beanstalk appears (in the mans undies) and while the man giant is distracted (clothes discarded) it is Jack's job to steal the giants/mans gold etc. He gets away with it a couple of times but ends up getting caught when the giant wakes up earlier than usual (comes quickly) and the man/giant comes after him....

Am I on the right tracks here, or going insane?

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3Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 00:19

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

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4Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 07:01

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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5Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 07:32

Keegan

Keegan
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::wtf::

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6Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 10:35

Guest


Guest

Biggies making a porno and he is subtly trying his script out on us

7Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 10:37

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Biggie wrote:Am I on the right tracks here, or going insane?
I have just made a phone call to the authorities about you! Hope you get well soon!?!
Sad

8Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 10:38

Guest


Guest

Hes fine. Check out www.biggiesbigone.com

Hes going to be minted

9Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 11:17

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

y2johnny wrote:Hes fine. Check out www.biggiesbigone.com

Hes going to be minted

I would if I could!
Cookies not allowing me no doubt!?!

10Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Sun Jan 11 2015, 11:30

Guest


Guest

Its his new venture

Theres also

www.biggies-bit-of-blue.org.net.uk.com

11Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Tue Jan 13 2015, 01:01

Bolton Nuts


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Just to get back to all you numb buggers out there... I did a bit of further reading about this subject... It turns out that jack and the beanstalk has got quite a lot to do with erections and so on.

Not only that but red riding hood was about a young girl straying off the path and losing her virginity. Also the red cape was often worn by hookers of the time.

All the other classics have similar stories to them, the original version of sleeping beauty winds up with the prince not kissing her but rather fucking her in her sleep.

So there.

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12Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Tue Jan 13 2015, 06:13

Keegan

Keegan
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You forgot the orgy that Snow White had with the 7 Dwarfs.

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13Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Tue Jan 13 2015, 07:57

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Biggie wrote:

All the other classics have similar stories to them, the original version of sleeping beauty winds up with the prince not kissing her but rather fucking her in her sleep.


Disgusting post. Biggie should step down.

15Jack has a giant beanstalk... Empty Re: Jack has a giant beanstalk... Wed Jan 14 2015, 07:08

jusi333


David Ngog
David Ngog

I'm going to throw my sticky mags away and get down to the library and get out some fairy tales.

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