Y2jonny

Baffling as Johnny was pretty much the only person posting regularly over the last week or so, would love to know what he did wrong.

same here 1874

I think Johnny took exception to my "the site would be better if you stopped posting" comment which was clearly a joke.

Seriously, there are more tarts on this site than on the whole of Canal Street at midnight on New Year's Eve.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I think Johnny took exception to my "the site would be better if you stopped posting" comment which was clearly a joke.

Seriously, there are more tarts on this site than on the whole of Canal Street at midnight on New Year's Eve.

 i take it the Samaritans interview didn't go well Nat?

Canal Street at midnight, you say...

Soon as i couldnt get any of the lurkers to join in i went on an undercover op to see what makes them tick.

Its no much fun being a lurker. Especially when it is SOOOOO quiet on here.

Anyway..... ...i was down canal street last night and it was a bit cold and i saw a sign for a sauna. Luckily i had just been to the gym (yeah right) and i had my swimming stuff with me so thought i would nip in to warm up.

I walked in and im greeted by a 6ft 5 30 stone tranny skiing (if you dont know imagine what movements skiers make) 3 18 year old thai boys whilst shouting "I AM PRESTONS BUSINESS WOMAN OF THE YEAR, I AM PRESTONS BUSINESS WOMAN OF THE YEAR......18000 POSTS, 18000 POSTS!"

so anyway i legged it as fast as i could. No one needs to see that shit.

Didnt stick around to find out her name though