Yesterday I had to use public transport. And to make matters worse there was no Business Class carriage on the train so I had to sit with the plebs.
People annoy me. Uneducated, vulgar twats basically.
At one point a fat chav attempted to stick his bare bottom out of the window as we passed some offices, but had to give up when he realised his arse was bigger than the window. An old bloke turned to me and said "oh to be young again and be carefree".
After I'd finished bashing his head in I explained that I am only 29 so am still young myself, and that at no point in my life have I felt the need to stick my naked bottom out of a train window. Or any window for that matter.
But when I got home and put my slippers on I got to thinking - is pulling a mooney part of growing up and have I missed out?
Have you ever pulled a mooney?
People annoy me. Uneducated, vulgar twats basically.
At one point a fat chav attempted to stick his bare bottom out of the window as we passed some offices, but had to give up when he realised his arse was bigger than the window. An old bloke turned to me and said "oh to be young again and be carefree".
After I'd finished bashing his head in I explained that I am only 29 so am still young myself, and that at no point in my life have I felt the need to stick my naked bottom out of a train window. Or any window for that matter.
But when I got home and put my slippers on I got to thinking - is pulling a mooney part of growing up and have I missed out?
Have you ever pulled a mooney?