Sunbeds.

I'm going to start the tanning from Tuesday, is anyone familiar with them? 

I'm sick of fake tan, I'm planning on going on a stand up one for six minutes every three days until I'm bronze all over.

Is there anything I should know before I start?

scottjames30 wrote:I'm going to start the tanning from Tuesday, is anyone familiar with them? 

I'm sick of fake tan, I'm planning on going on a stand up one for six minutes every three days until I'm bronze all over.

Is there anything I should know before I start?

Go naked or at least wear a thong, you don't want embarrassing white bits on Bolton beach.

I won't have any white bits.

Watch out for melanoma!

rammywhite wrote:Watch out for melanoma!

I thought the same thing. You won't get any sympathy on here if you get skin cancer.

I can just hear Whittam now,"you brought it on yourself so you can fucking well pay for your own treatment you stupid bellend!"

Sunbeds are for chavs.

bwfc1874 wrote:Sunbeds are for chavs.

And Phil Brown.

And gay loud mouth bitches

Mr Magoo wrote:And gay loud mouth bitches

I don't think Nat uses them.

bwfc1874 wrote:Sunbeds are for chavs.

Or people that want to get a tan

Boggersbelief wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:Sunbeds are for chavs.

Or people that want to get a tan

Don't try and be smart Boggers you'll never pull it off.

Fake tan and sun beds are for chavs, this is Britain and a bright orange glow normally accompanied by a shit tattoo sleeve and a low v-neck t shirt isn't fooling anybody.

bwfc1874 wrote:



Fake tan and sun beds are for chavs, this is Britain and a bright orange glow normally accompanied by a shit tattoo sleeve and a low v-neck t shirt isn't fooling anybody.

I'm showing my body off to all the fit birds in the Gym, is that ok.

Bwfc1874 wrote:Don't try and be smart Boggers you'll never pull it off.

Another unnecessary insult because someone disagreed with you again? Diddums.

You're the typical keyboard warrior.

scottjames30 wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:



Fake tan and sun beds are for chavs, this is Britain and a bright orange glow normally accompanied by a shit tattoo sleeve and a low v-neck t shirt isn't fooling anybody.

I'm showing my body off to all the fit birds in the Gym, is that ok.

Don't rise to him, he's the ultimate bellend

I use a sunbed in Winter as I have very pale skin.

Can't bag a footballer if I'm as white as snow.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I use a sunbed in Winter as I have very pale skin.

Can't bag a footballer if I'm as white as snow.

I'd rather bag a bird with a nice tan.

Bardot,sun lover v Catherine Deneuve,who stayed out of it. Only one winner.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Bwfc1874 wrote:Don't try and be smart Boggers you'll never pull it off.

Another unnecessary insult because someone disagreed with you again? 

You find that insulting? Come on, how old are you? Just a bit of advice for your act.

Boggersbelief wrote:Don't rise to him, he's the ultimate bellend

Keyboard warrior.