Does your missus have a fit mum?

Have you or would you fancy giving it one?

Is it Dumb Down Friday on here today or what?

It must be Breadders!

And my wife's mum is dead Jake BTW!

Never even met my missus mum, how bads that.

It might be time for me to launch my 'What is the relevance of classical music in today's world?' thread.

Jake McHale wrote:Have you or would you fancy giving it one?

Not particularly. She passed away a few years ago in her seventies. RIP. Does your missus have a fit mum?

My mrs' mum is not very fit at all,quite the opposite in fact. She is 82 years old,extremely unfit and is obsessed by the texture of her stools. She always makes sure she keeps all the family informed as to whether she can "go" or not or whether she is "run to death". She contracts every illness known to man as soon as she reads the symptoms of it in the newspaper and no pill or medicine has any effect on her except to make her worse.