Strange Remedies.

Strange remedies that work or don't , 1. To keep foxes away take a regular piss in your garden,it works. 2. If you bite your tongue or cheek and it bleeds you will almost certainly get a mouth ulcer fucking painful for a week at least but if you dab neat TCP on straight away...no ulcer 100%.3. If you have to go on antibiotics chances are you will get thrush on your knob.....eat a pot of live yoghurt a day while on the course and you won't get it. 4. If you cut a finger while out in the country and it won't stop bleeding find a decent spider web and wrap it in that it's supposed to work but never tried it.

Soap and sugar on a plaster is great for drawing out spiles or bee stings from under your skin.

If you suffer from indigestion and heartburn drink coke mixed with milk. Far cheaper then Gaviscon.

A mate of mine used to suffer from a tickly cough,which only seemed to appear when he got into bed.
It was driving his wife mad,but he couldn't find a remedy.
Then an old lady told him to rub 'Vick Vapour Rub' into the soles of his feet each night before going to bed.
It worked. Why it worked I can't tell you,but it did.

Having sex gets rid of headaches. If your other half ever has a headache tell her you have the perfect remedy. 

boltonbonce wrote:A mate of mine used to suffer from a tickly cough,which only seemed to appear when he got into bed.
It was driving his wife mad,but he couldn't find a remedy.
Then an old lady told him to rub 'Vick Vapour Rub' into the soles of his feet each night before going to bed.
It worked. Why it worked I can't tell you,but it did.

We use this one my little lad when ever he has a cold/cough, a dab on the chest and some on on the sole of his feet and it does help.

Bwfc1958 wrote:Having sex gets rid of headaches. If your other half ever has a headache tell her you have the perfect remedy. 

after telling her, whats the betting i'm the one with a headache once she whacks me over it!

This might take your mind off a headache.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390642/Truck-driver-survives-INFLATED-air-brakes-tube-pierced-bottom.html

Them Chinese medical places have some strange stuff, whether they work or not is another story.

scottjames30 wrote:Them Chinese medical places have some strange stuff, whether they work or not is another story.

I had a footy tournament once and pulled my back two days before it. When for acupuncture the day before and it was like new the next day

scottjames30 wrote:Them Chinese medical places have some strange stuff, whether they work or not is another story.

A bloke i know had a problem for years with his right leg it would suddenly go into a spasm and start kicking people, he had accupunture as a last resort and its fecking worked, now he's just got to sort out the head butting problem.