What was he thinking?

With police forces facing cuts in staffing it's good to see they don't waste their time on trivial matters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312

Was it a real copper or a mobile scarecrow? There is a subtle difference.

Speaking of the Old Bill I see Bernard Wogan Wow of the Met has apologised to the families of the teenagers who recently absconded to join the 'Good Life' in Syria.

They're victims though apparently RT. 

Maybe the parents should have a look in the mirror (yeah right)

I wonder if the bobby would have said the same to a 19 year old scrote?
In Bolton you are safer walking in the cycle lanes than on the pavements due to folk on bikes!!

On another note Nick Ferrari off LBC has said the muslim brides should be allowed to return to Britain without any penalty. It's a fair comment but there's a better chance of hitting the sun with a snow ball. It's highly unlikely that sex slaves will be allowed to return home by the nutters?!

Agreed, absolutely no chance they'll come back.

GOOD! three less of fuckers