Is Ruby Walsh a robot?

I think he is.

They must have a secret research facility somewhere in County Kildare where they build unbeatable Jockeybots.

I'm off to the bookies to go and lump on for the rest his rides at the festival.

(And the female version - the Katiebot would make a cracking sex robot.)

Don't tell the wife.

Changed my mind, he's shit.

Could it be because I backed him....?

Hmmm.....pattern developing here.

Walsh is certainly 'The man' at Cheltenham.
Wouldn't mind a Katiebot though.
Mind you,at my age I'd probably refuse at the first.

Not today, he's fucking not.......

The bastard.

As for the Katiebot, we both know you'd mount up then ride her into a grid and fall off......

I made a nice profit of £46 yesterday.
Only had one bet today so far and lost.
Katiebot is in the 4.00 riding Dogora. Well worth a bet e/w at around 16/1.

I've gone for Chicago Grey as a tribute to Rooster Booster who won me a fortune at Cheltenham over the years.

So expect it to fall early.....

Breadman wrote:I've gone for Chicago Grey as a tribute to Rooster Booster who won me a fortune at Cheltenham over the years.

So expect it to fall early.....

Probably get brought down when mine falls in front of it.