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3 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:04
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If this doesn't encourage all those new members we've gained recently to get involved and start commenting, nothing will........
4 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:10
boltonbonce
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Bread once started a Farting in the bath thread,but,without audio,this one doesn't really work.
5 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:12
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boltonbonce wrote:Bread once started a Farting in the bath thread,but,without audio,this one doesn't really work.
Mine was serious scientific question about why they smell more pungent after they've been passed through a liquid medium.
Actually.......
http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t5845-farts-in-the-bath
6 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:20
boltonbonce
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I never doubted it.Breadman wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Bread once started a Farting in the bath thread,but,without audio,this one doesn't really work.
Mine was serious scientific question about why they smell more pungent after they've been passed through a liquid medium.
Actually.......
http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t5845-farts-in-the-bath
You were clearly always destined to probe the mysteries of science.
7 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:23
Norpig
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mine always seem to smell of cabbage when i fart in the bath. Strange as i don't eat cabbage
8 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 13:25
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Do you bathe in cabbage water thoughNorpig wrote:mine always seem to smell of cabbage when i fart in the bath. Strange as i don't eat cabbage
10 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 14:19
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y2johnny wrote:Do you bathe in cabbage water thoughNorpig wrote:mine always seem to smell of cabbage when i fart in the bath. Strange as i don't eat cabbage
no i only bathe in pure spring water
11 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 14:25
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posh bastard!Norpig wrote:y2johnny wrote:Do you bathe in cabbage water thoughNorpig wrote:mine always seem to smell of cabbage when i fart in the bath. Strange as i don't eat cabbage
no i only bathe in pure spring water
i was going to edit that to pure jizz but bonce told me off for keep editing his posts
12 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 14:27
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y2johnny wrote:posh bastard!Norpig wrote:y2johnny wrote:Do you bathe in cabbage water thoughNorpig wrote:mine always seem to smell of cabbage when i fart in the bath. Strange as i don't eat cabbage
no i only bathe in pure spring water
i was going to edit that to pure jizz but bonce told me off for keep editing his posts
no the jizz comes afterwards, just before i get out of the bath
13 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 14:32
boltonbonce
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Norpigs farts probably sound a lot like some of the stuff he puts on the music thread.
15 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 23:33
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boltonbonce wrote:Norpigs farts probably sound a lot like some of the stuff he puts on the music thread.
you cheeky bugger, i have a wide and varied taste in music i'll have you know16 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 23:35
boltonbonce
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Norpig wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Norpigs farts probably sound a lot like some of the stuff he puts on the music thread.
17 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 23:40
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Remember Northside?
Crass crossover between Madchester and football on ITV back when we didn't know any better?
Elton Welsby and his perm.
Crass crossover between Madchester and football on ITV back when we didn't know any better?
Elton Welsby and his perm.
18 Re: Fart Noises Fri Mar 13 2015, 23:42
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That was aimed at Mr Pig.
Just to avoid any confusion.
He was a daft kid at the time like me.
Flares, kickers, bumhead haircut, hooded top with a daft Aztec logo on it from Akleck's Palace and a general sense that we ruled the world.
Just to avoid any confusion.
He was a daft kid at the time like me.
Flares, kickers, bumhead haircut, hooded top with a daft Aztec logo on it from Akleck's Palace and a general sense that we ruled the world.
19 Re: Fart Noises Sat Mar 14 2015, 10:30
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Breadman wrote:That was aimed at Mr Pig.
Just to avoid any confusion.
He was a daft kid at the time like me.
Flares, kickers, bumhead haircut, hooded top with a daft Aztec logo on it from Akleck's Palace and a general sense that we ruled the world.
yes had the record and the t-shirt to go with it! Never went the whole hog with the bowl cut and the flares though. Still love all the Madchester bands now
20 Re: Fart Noises Sat Mar 14 2015, 10:46
boltonbonce
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Don't think I've ever dressed fashionably.
Although I used to wear two tone shoes and hipsters.
I've destroyed all the photographs.
Although I used to wear two tone shoes and hipsters.
I've destroyed all the photographs.
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