Too Lightweight

Why are all young men skinny bastards that have less meat on them than a Quorn beefburger?

Look at all these youngsters that seem to have appeared in the BWFC squad of late - Wilkinson, Clough and Walker for example - all skinny tarts that a 5 year old could kick the shit out of. Can you imagine any of that bunch playing 15-20 years ago? They'd have been broken in half after 20 minutes.

I've just been to the Spar for a multi-pack of Twirls and there were a group of lads aged about 16-18 hanging around outside and I reckon I could have crushed all five of them with one hand.

And last night I went into Preston for a meal and a dance, and as usual was approached by lots of men wanting to feel me up, but all of them would have slipped down a cattle grid.

What happened to real men? I don't mean fat bastards like Johnny and Breadman, I mean strong men with actual muscles. In 50 years will women be the physically stronger sex?

Ponces.

There will always be an Emile for you Natasha.

They need to start eating raw eggs and chicken breast, maybe.

I do 200 press ups a day with wife on my back,I could carry you around under 1 arm all day and use you for a bit of light relief when I get the urge.

Jake McHale wrote:I do 200 press ups a day with wife on my back,I could carry you around under 1 arm all day and use you for a bit of light relief when I get the urge.

Bullshit. I bet you're 5ft3 tall with arms like twigs.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Jake McHale wrote:I do 200 press ups a day with wife on my back,I could carry you around under 1 arm all day and use you for a bit of light relief when I get the urge.

Bullshit. I bet you're 5ft3 tall with arms like twigs.

Shit how did you guess right

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I've just been to the Spar for a multi-pack of Twirls and there were a group of lads aged about 16-18 hanging around outside and I reckon I could have crushed all five of them with one hand.

Is "crushed" a euphemism for something else in Preston?

I'm willing to bet Nat has big hands.