Next Goal Wins.

Boggersbelief wrote:Well, you used it as an insult. You must have thought that would have bothered/upset me.

What we now know is that you take the Internet too seriously

You getting upset by something I said on the internet, means I take the internet too seriously?



I really didn't mean it as an insult, I've apologised let's move on to greater things?

Stop your squabbling. Serious matters are afoot!

[size=39]Clapping contagion outbreak traced to Bruce Forsyth[/size]



Medics have sealed off Bruce Forsyth and doused him with bleach, after discovering that he’s the source of an outbreak of dull, moronic clapping.
When scientists finally proved that a rhythmic ‘bringing together of hands’ was a symptom of illness, it wasn’t long before its spread was noticed throughout live BBC audiences.
Central to the contagion was the overly-long running ‘Strictly It’s Dancing I Suppose’, which Forsyth has been forced to front for nearly 105 years.
“We noticed that he seemed slightly befuddled and was acting erratically”, said Dr Michaels of the Social Disease Unit.
“It was clear that the ‘clapping’ was highly disorienting for him.”
“But that didn’t stop endless rows of old bints mindlessly putting their hands together, at the merest hint of something musical going on.”

Clapping contagion

Within seasons, the contagion had spread to ‘The Voice’, with imbeciles applauding anything from an average performance to something brightly coloured, or even their own shadows.
“Will.I.Am has it the worst, he can clearly be seen clapping his own dress sense”, said Dr Michaels.
“Such self-congratulation can be pitiful to watch.”
With even the Nokia ringtone now eliciting a response from rapturous zombies, there are fears that the disease could soon destroy our entire species’ ability to make critical judgements.
“My fear is that we’re too late, there are already signs that we can’t distinguish ‘quite good’ from ‘appallingly mediocre'”, said Dr Michaels.
“For instance, Black Sabbath are currently Number 1 in the charts.”

See what you have all done with your arguing!

You have let Brucie out of the bag!!!

bwfc1874 wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Well, you used it as an insult. You must have thought that would have bothered/upset me.

What we now know is that you take the Internet too seriously

You getting upset by something I said on the internet, means I take the internet too seriously?



I really didn't mean it as an insult, I've apologised let's move on to greater things?

You've said it upset me already. Saying it repeatedly won't make everybody believe it.

Yeah let's move on, grab yourself a cookie and go watch tv

karlypants wrote:See what you have all done with your arguing!

You have let Brucie out of the bag!!!

Don't you start!

Has anybody apart from me and Mr Pig actually watched the fucking film?

Breadman wrote:Has anybody apart from me and Mr Pig actually watched the fucking film?

What film?

Breadman wrote:Has anybody apart from me and Mr Pig actually watched the fucking film?

I watched it last night (on your say so) expecting brilliance.

What I got was the equivalent of watching Julian Darby and Warren Joyce having a kick about on a patch of sand.

Bend It Like Beckham it certainly wasn't.

Probably a niche film,only of interest to those who actually understand sport.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Well, you used it as an insult. You must have thought that would have bothered/upset me.

You've said it upset me already. Saying it repeatedly won't make everybody believe it.

Hope you're okay anyway mate.

Breadman wrote:Has anybody apart from me and Mr Pig actually watched the fucking film?

Heard about it a while ago and think it looked good, I'll give it a go this weekend!

bwfc1874 wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Well, you used it as an insult. You must have thought that would have bothered/upset me.

You've said it upset me already. Saying it repeatedly won't make everybody believe it.

Hope you're okay anyway mate.

Did you do well at school? ......

Certainly looks like I did, that's me in the middle -

You look confused.

bwfc1874 wrote:Certainly looks like I did, that's me in the middle -

Is that a wind up?

It's a stock image!

No that's me on my high school graduation, what a day it was.

Yeah he was tryna be funny. lol

Boggersbelief wrote:Yeah he was tryna be funny. lol

Just a stupid answer to a stupid question.