What car do you drive?

Hahahaha

gloswhite wrote:I have an 11 plate Jaguar XF, 3.0 litre V6 automatic diesel, (24000 miles), and an old 02 Mazda 626 2 litre petrol, that the missus drives, (mostly). Both excellent cars.
I don't know if my penis is big or small, as I haven't seen it for some time, under my pot belly

I could still beat you away from the lights...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:
I could still beat you away from the lights...

Why, would you shoot him?

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

gloswhite wrote:I have an 11 plate Jaguar XF, 3.0 litre V6 automatic diesel, (24000 miles), and an old 02 Mazda 626 2 litre petrol, that the missus drives, (mostly). Both excellent cars.
I don't know if my penis is big or small, as I haven't seen it for some time, under my pot belly

I could still beat you away from the lights...

In the Audi or your armoured Hummer with the fifty cal on top?

I want à hummer, à right big fucker.

Call in at the local garage to fill up, and just put à fiver in it for some warped strange reason.

My every day car is a new Megane,that means I have a large man part, I did'nt say the P word like everyone else because I don't want the fuehrer to pick on me again

Red Toyota Yaris 14 plate - lovely little car.

Haven't we done this already?

Ford Focus C-Max diesel, boring as feck but at least it carries me, and my penis.

Bollotom2014 wrote:boring as feck but at least it carries me, and my penis.

Dinky or Tonka?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bollotom2014 wrote:boring as feck but at least it carries me, and my penis.

Dinky or Tonka?

Micro machine?

y2johnny wrote:

Micro machine?

You need to target your jokes at the appropriate age group, hence my use of Dinky & Tonka.

karlypants wrote:Haven't we done this already?

Yes.

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t5166-what-car-do-you-drive?highlights=drive

Sluffy wrote:
Yes.

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t5166-what-car-do-you-drive?highlights=drive

Loosely translated as....... Yes you are very boring Scott. 

I'm pretty sure most people change cars at some point in their life.

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

gloswhite wrote:I have an 11 plate Jaguar XF, 3.0 litre V6 automatic diesel, (24000 miles), and an old 02 Mazda 626 2 litre petrol, that the missus drives, (mostly). Both excellent cars.
I don't know if my penis is big or small, as I haven't seen it for some time, under my pot belly

I could still beat you away from the lights...

Possibly, as firstly I don't know what an S3 is, and mine is the 'luxury', i.e. fast, but more of a high speed cruiser. Would still give you one hell of a race though.
My mate has the newer version, and is the sport model. Even though he drives it like an old woman, it scares the hell out of me when he does a flying start.
Having said that, very few have left me behind. My boy racer days don't appear to be over yet

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bollotom2014 wrote:boring as feck but at least it carries me, and my penis.

Dinky or Tonka?

Double articulated with trailer. 

Just bought a fiesta. Lovely car.

Had 5 year old rental  Fiesta in Cyprus last week, went to adjust the mirror , and it snapped off.  It went ok though for a 1400cc

Thanks for that glos just taking mine back now.