I've got a new hat.

Feckin ace my boy just got me a Heisenberg hat I love it makes me look right dodgy, think I'll call the wife skyler from now on,crap I need to go poopies

Cringe.

I'm saying nowt......

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That's a trilby not a Heisenberg, can you stay on topic please

Jake, you seem to enjoy talking about your pooing habits. You do know there are specialist sites out there for that kind of shite don't you?

If you play your cards right I'm sure you could find a woman who would smear herself in it.

Barb Dwyer wrote:That's a trilby not a Heisenberg, can you stay on topic please

There's a lot of uncertainty regarding what exactly constitutes a Heisenberg hat and what's, in principle, a Trilby.

It's an easy mistake to make.

(Science joke - sorry couldn't resist.)

Barb Dwyer wrote:That's a trilby not a Heisenberg, can you stay on topic please

Brucie won't wear one.
Makes him look pervy.

boltonbonce wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:That's a trilby not a Heisenberg, can you stay on topic please

Brucie won't wear one.
Makes him look even more pervy than normal.

I'm hiring someone to deal with johnny.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm hiring someone to deal with johnny.

Join the queue

I think you have the whole backroom staff in front of you

Can someone please acknowledge my (very clever) Science joke please?

I worked hard on that.......

I don't understand it, but

Thanks.

You're not supposed to understand it - that's that's what theoretical physics is all about.

It's all guess work with big sums.

So what your saying is it wasn't really a joke?

I am no longer certain.......