What is this 'tartan' paint?

I keep hearing about it on the radio that Wickes sell it.

Is it like the usual good and satin?

Not sure but do you know if anywhere does transparent tip ex. My lad needs it for school

Just googled it for you and to apply the tartan paint you need a tool called a reach around. Make sure you ask the shop assistant for one

I need a left handed screwdriver.

I once went to Wickes for a Long Stand.

After waiting for an hour they said they'd got none left.

While you are at it could you pick up a glass mallet and a long stand.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:I need a left handed screwdriver.

I've got a left handed snooker cue for sale if your interested.

Its like DPM paint.

Any of you guys have a black highlighter i can borrow

I'll have some bubbles for my spirit level too please

I need some sparks for my grinder and 8ft of Fallopian tubing if anyone has any.

I can't believe I'm still on Nuts while painting!

Here you go KP. Tartan paint isn't a joke it actually exists. Here's the proof.

I prefer the polka dot paint.

Just heard the advert on Absolute that they the discount on paint does not apply to tartan! 

When wee Nicola's in charge of parliament we'll all have to paint our houses with this paint