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You'll like this, Boncey.
Just nipped to Walkden to stock up on e-cig liquid.
It's a mobile stall in the Ellesmere Centre with three glass counters like you get in jewellers.
When I got there the bloke had nipped off for a second (not uncommon), so I decided to wait because I knew he wouldn't be long.
After two minutes I was getting fidgety, so I folded my arms and leant back against one of the cabinets.
.....which was on wheels.
...and which then proceed to shoot backwards about five feet, before crashing into the glass side panels on the escalator.
.....closely followed by me.
......on my arse.
.......just as the bloke reappeared.
Marvellous.
Just nipped to Walkden to stock up on e-cig liquid.
It's a mobile stall in the Ellesmere Centre with three glass counters like you get in jewellers.
When I got there the bloke had nipped off for a second (not uncommon), so I decided to wait because I knew he wouldn't be long.
After two minutes I was getting fidgety, so I folded my arms and leant back against one of the cabinets.
.....which was on wheels.
...and which then proceed to shoot backwards about five feet, before crashing into the glass side panels on the escalator.
.....closely followed by me.
......on my arse.
.......just as the bloke reappeared.
Marvellous.
