Women's World Cup starts tomorrow.

But I won't be watching because women's football is only slightly better than Pub Sunday League football.

There, I've said it.........

You can tell it's a prestige tournament because it's being staged in that renowned hotbed of world football: Canadia.

Am I being too harsh?

Be honest, if it was a choice between watching Arsenal Ladies against Doncaster Lesbians on BBC3 or Carlisle V Morecambe on Sky Sports 12, who would you watch?

Yeah, see....I'm right.

Ladies are lovely and they all smell nice but they're not meant to play football.

It's basic science and you can't argue with science - Fact!

Depends if they have a camera in the Doncaster Lesbians dressing room. That would tip the scales somewhat.

Perve.

You'll be hanging round the back of Bargain Booze next.....

Saying that, I am due another medical with KP.......

Number 9 for China is Chung Yong Lee (Aka Wang shan Shan).

I'll watch the England games and probably become frustrated and then decide to have a w..........

Copper Dragon wrote:I'll watch the England games and probably become frustrated and then decide to have a w..........

Wangle?

White wine spritzer. 

Breadman wrote:But I won't be watching because women's football is only slightly better than Pub Sunday League football.

Are you on the charity pills again? FFS, it's dreadful. Did you ever see the clip of Andy Gray and that other twat recapping and laughing at women's football. It was so harsh but absolutely, 100% fair. It's a lot like watching the New York Red Bulls.

but the most important question is, are there any fit birds in it?

I watched the Canada match, deary me it was absolutely terrible. 

And I actually don't mind woman's football

Switzerland 10 - 1 Ecuador.

In The Finals.......

Where everybody has got there by beating all the shit teams and have progressed to the televised tournament where all the teams are of a similar standard and all the shit has been weeded out in the qualifiers.

Do I really need to add anything to that?

In other (equally important) news:

The Griffin "B" Piss Cans  2 - 0 Halliwell Methodists.

St Luke's Under 9's 12 - 3 The Blind School.

The Lamb (Astley Bridge, not Halliwell Rd) 1 -  0  Me and A Few Mates. (AET)

Utter bollocks and I wish the BBC would stop pretending that it's proper sport to mask the fact that they can't afford to show anything other than the odd horse race, a few FA Cup ties, The Great British Bake Off and the fucking Boat Race.

Wank.

USA 4-0 up on the Japanese inside 17 minutes in the World Cup Final.

Pub football.

I called this, remember that.

I hope you've changed your tune about tennis though, Breaders. You can't say that the first week of Wimbledon was boring, surely!!