Take me out.

There are some well fit birds on there.

I wonder why they have to go on there to get a date?

Is this some sort of TV game show?

For suicidal morons to appeal to assassins?

scottjames30 wrote:There are some well fit birds on there.

I wonder why they have to go on there to get a date?

It's staged and they put good looking girls on to draw in the TV ratings?

They look nice but they are all thick?

Is Paddy McGuinness a Bolton Legend?

He's a Bolton prick.

He's from Farnworth, he says himself he's a Bolton Legend.

A legendary prick.

Paddys alright, lay off him 

Let the Nor see the Pig.

scottjames30 wrote:Let the Nor see the Pig.

 

Peter Kay scraped him off his shoe.

in all seriousness i don't understand all this negativity to people from Bolton who have made something of themselves 

I think this review sums it up pretty succinctly:

"A retinue of cuprinol-dipped, eyebrow-crayoned shouty bints enact primordial mating rituals with perma-grinning tattooed 'sides-o-beef' in an display of intellectual muscle that makes EJ Gumby look like Jacob Bronowski, presided over by a (tautology alert!) brick-thick Boltonian in the grip of terminal cliché-its.

The paradigm of where Britain is as a society in 2015."

And as for Paddy McFuckwit:

"This banefully unfunny streak of phlegm enrages the fuck out of me. The wife likes to watch this shit occasionally, at which point I bring out my emergency noise-cancelling headphones and volumes 1-3 of "Now That's What I Call Monkeys With Vuvuzelas", just so I don't have to hear such genius witticisms as "Let the wookie see the hole", "Let the prawn see the cracker", and "Let the treasure see the chest!". Fucking cunt.
 
The only time he'd ever make me laugh is if i saw him on fire, or being lowered into the ground. The cunt's only on television thanks to a bunk up with pie-worshipping Lancashire cunt Peter fuckwit Kay. When that equally unfunny tosspot fucked off out the limelight for five minutes, he should've dragged this malignant twat with him.
 
"Let the cunt see the door."

Norpig wrote:in all seriousness i don't understand all this negativity to people from Bolton who have made something of themselves 

Bitterness and jealousy

And then there's this:

An ITV primetime show, hosted by Paddy McCunt, involving an overexcited studio audience and some orange cunts with teeth bleached whiter than a Klansman's daughter's wedding dress; shite you say? Yes, this truly is the nadir of telly's, relatively short, history. But, if there's one fucking thing the history of TV has taught us, it's this: It is capable of becoming even more inane and insulting to the intelligence. Mark my words: Within the decade a programme like Take Me Out will be made where, ordinary cunts with orange skin and bleached teeth will have to guess Whose Cock Or Cunt Is It? A gaggle of these fucking brain donor fuckwits will be lined up and shown pictures of assorted cocks and cunts-some highly gangrenous. They will then have to match the assorted cocks and cunts to the assorted cocks and cunts stood on the stage. The losers- technically they'll all be losers- have to perform oral sex on the most gangrenous sexual organs on display, whilst the crowd claps along shouting "Suck, suck, suck that cock!!/Lick, lick, lick that cunt!!". The winners get to catch syphilis during a week away. It will be hosted by Joey fucking Essex , with James fucking Corden as his glamorous assistant. The only reason it hasn't been made yet is because ITV need plenty of time to teach Joey fucking Essex how to read.

During my week off,I was able to check out some morning TV. A few hours of it had me on suicide watch.
Didn't switch on in the afternoon. Couldn't have been worse. Could it?

boltonbonce wrote:During my week off,I was able to check out some morning TV. A few hours of it had me on suicide watch.
Didn't switch on in the afternoon. Couldn't have been worse. Could it?

Afternoon tv is just lots of programs set in blue studios. Dickinsons real deal, pointless, The Chase, Egg Heads, Jeremy Kyle, Perfection, Another quiz with that annoying Brummie out of the Harry Potter films, Countdown, That quiz that Paddy Mcguiness presented plus many more.

Barb Dwyer wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:During my week off,I was able to check out some morning TV. A few hours of it had me on suicide watch.
Didn't switch on in the afternoon. Couldn't have been worse. Could it?

Afternoon tv is just lots of programs set in blue studios. Dickinsons real deal, pointless, The Chase, Egg Heads, Jeremy Kyle, Perfection, Another quiz with that annoying Brummie out of the Harry Potter films, Countdown, That quiz that Paddy Mcguiness presented plus many more.

Jeremy Kyle is the best thing on telly.