Little Shits

I was walking through Johnson Fold estate today, when I passed a group of three lads walking in the opposite direction that can't have been older than 11, one of which held out his arms in my direction in a manner that somebody would if they were asking to start a fight.

I appreciated immediately that it was only an attempt to look big in front of his friends and that we both understood that if there weren't consequences to consider, I could batter the little bastard with ease, and so I kept walking as though I hadn't seen him, but it's that last point that irritates me the most. These little scumbags take advantage of the laws that favour them; there's nothing stopping them from behaving like imbeciles in public, not even their parents in most cases.

As it happens, I love kids and happen to be famously very good with them, but incidents like these have me fantasising about kicking the shit out of them.

Am I a bad person or have you had similar experiences that have angered you similarly?

I hate kids, absolutely hate them. If I'd been in your position I'd have chinned the bastards then called the police and say they tried to rob me.

I regularly smack kids who try to intimidate me, the days of me walking by are long gone. Just the other week I was walking my dog near the kids playground and someone lobbed a glass bottle in my direction, it smashed about a metre from me.

I approached the little shite who was about 14 and forced him to pick up every bit of glass, when he'd finished I punched him in the face for good measure.

The law is too soft on these little shits, they know nothing can happen to them. I'd bring back the birch, a cheap form of punishment.

I was watching one of those reality cop shows the other day, I'm not proud of it, I was tired and couldn't be arsed finding the remote to switch to question time.
Anyway, this copper turns up to a report of some kids damaging cars and finds several motors with the wing mirrors kicked off and big shoe sized dents in the doors. There's three pissed up kids sat nearby and one starts gobbing off to the copper, and you can see plod is dying to give "physically educate" the little shithouse.

the lad gets too mouthy and in the process of arresting said scrote he becomes incredibly violent and the copper has to pepper spray him. The best thing was that the camera man turns away from the fuzz's face as a big smile breaks across it.
And I was cheering him on all the way. That'll teach the little street rat. Fuck 'em.