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1Sex & Boredom Empty Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 19:57

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

After ending another disastrous relationship I've come to the conclusion that there are only two types of people in the world when it comes to finding a long term partner:

1) The person you fancy but outside the bedroom you don't really get on.

2) You don't much fancy them much but get on like a house on fire.

For years I've been searching for Mr Whittam, but every single one of my partners has fallen into one of the above categories. Why can't I find someone who I fancy and have a laugh with?

Surely everyone else has the same problem. What have you done about it? Have you "settled" or will you never give up looking for "the one"?

Oh, and please don't say you've already found "the one". Trust me, anyone who regularly posts on a football forum has not found "the one".

2Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:17

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Me, you get both.

And we could team up on Nuts together in bed Very Happy

3Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:32

Guest


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If you got with nat. ........would that make her a chick with two dicks Wink

4Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:33

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

One post in and already it's off topic. You absolute gobshites.

This is serious. I want to have one child (no more), time is running out.

5Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:34

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Guest

Why do you want to have a child?

6Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:35

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:Why do you want to have a child?


To stop my parents nagging.

7Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:39

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It was love at first sight for me. Yet she remains unattainable.
I've had to settle for second best.
Sex & Boredom B082b7230b4bb4124c981602f41c5266

8Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:40

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Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:
y2johnny wrote:Why do you want to have a child?


To stop my parents nagging.

Why

9Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:40

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boltonbonce wrote:It was love at first sight for me. Yet she remains unattainable.
I've had to settle for second best.
Sex & Boredom B082b7230b4bb4124c981602f41c5266

Where did you get the picture of MY missus

10Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You jammy bastard. How did you get such a doll to fall for you?

11Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:42

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Guest

boltonbonce wrote:You jammy bastard. How did you get such a doll to fall for you?

Im a former mr world

12Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

What a coincidence,so am I.

13Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:45

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You twats, this is my life we're talking about, not fooking Brucie.

14Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:45

Guest


Guest

Yeah but Keithetta chegwin was using your year

I had brucina judging mine

15Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:45

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Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:You twats, this is my life we're talking about, not fooking Brucie.

Shut the fuck up Smile

16Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:45

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:

Why

They want a grandchild, plus they think a child will stop me meeting bellend footballers.

17Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:46

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Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:
y2johnny wrote:

Why

They want a grandchild, plus they think a child will stop me meeting bellend footballers.


Why

18Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:48

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Fuck off and answer the original question. Mrs Johnny clearly settled.

19Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:49

Guest


Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuck off and answer the original question. Mrs Johnny clearly settled.

Why

20Sex & Boredom Empty Re: Sex & Boredom Sat Jul 11 2015, 20:51

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:

Why

Because you're a bellend.

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