Anybody renting out their shower?

doffcocker · 1 Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 04:38

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Many Boltonians face going into work today dehydrated and smelling like shit after a cock up at United Utilities dried up BL1, 2, 6 and 7.

I'm in BL1 and although ours never went off completely like in some homes round here, it was a good 10 second job to fill a pint glass at times, and I've just seen that the water that's coming out now is cloudy.

Have you been affected?

Guest · 2 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 12:39

Guest

Only just seen this - sorry, Doff.

If you've not been sacked already for turning up looking (and smelling) like Wurzel Gummidge, you can pop round ours for a shower if you like.

I say "shower", but obviously if you're a bit whiffy, you're not getting in the actual house but I will happily hose you down in the back garden.

And you can rent a towel (slash dog blanket) for a tenner.

Just PM me and let me know what time to expect you, mate.

Boggersbelief · 3 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:24

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Only pikeys were affected

Copper Dragon · 4 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:31

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Boggersbelief wrote:Only pikeys were affected

So how did you and Scott brush your teeth today then?

Guest · 5 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:34

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Copper Dragon wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Only pikeys were affected

So how did you and Scott brush your teeth today then?

He won't know what that means.

Boggersbelief · 6 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:59

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Copper Dragon wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Only pikeys were affected

So how did you and Scott brush your teeth today then?

What a cheap, shit, unfuny insult.

Just your style really

Boggersbelief · 7 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:00

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And wormy breadman jumping in too, wormy prick

Guest · 8 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:02

Guest

There goes Boggers - Not taking the internet seriously again!

"Wormy prick" - That's a new one and I quite like it.

Can I use it please?

Boggersbelief · 9 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:03

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I want 50 p every time you do.

Guest · 10 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:04

Guest

Deal.

Got change of a pound, you wormy prick?

Boggersbelief · 11 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:05

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Nah, I'll keep the change, dickhead

Guest · 12 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:06

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Whoosh!

Right over his head.

Boggersbelief · 13 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:08

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Think it went over everyone's but yours..

Natasha Whittam · 14 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:11

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Breadman wrote:

If you've not been sacked already for turning up looking (and smelling) like Wurzel Gummidge, you can pop round ours for a shower if you like.

Make sure there's a lock on the door, doffcocker.

Bwfc1958 · 15 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:15

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Copper Dragon · 16 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:20

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Boggersbelief wrote:Hello Scott. I've made some water but it's a little yellow in colour. Pop round and I'll brush your teeth for you.

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Boggersbelief · 17 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:26

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Deary me

Guest · 18 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:34

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Copper Dragon wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Hello Scott. I've made some water but it's a little yellow in colour. Pop round and I'll brush your teeth for you.

"Ok, Boggers - I'm a comin'!"

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Copper Dragon · 19 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:37

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Breadman wrote:

"Ok, Boggers - I'm a comin'!"

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scottjames30 · 20 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:40

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I had a nice shower this morning, cheers.

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Anybody renting out their shower?

1 Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 04:38

doffcocker

2 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 12:39

Guest

3 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:24

Boggersbelief

4 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:31

Copper Dragon

5 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:34

Guest

6 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 15:59

Boggersbelief

7 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:00

Boggersbelief

8 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:02

Guest

9 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:03

Boggersbelief

10 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:04

Guest

11 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:05

Boggersbelief

12 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:06

Guest

13 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:08

Boggersbelief

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Natasha Whittam

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Copper Dragon

17 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:26

Boggersbelief

18 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:34

Guest

19 Re: Anybody renting out their shower? Tue Jul 21 2015, 16:37

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