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ITV's latest flagship show starts soon: Flockstars.
The premise appears to be that a bunch of "celebrities" (a debatable choice of phrase in itself, given that I'm sure I've just spotted Tony Blackburn, one of the dancers from Strictly and Les Battersby's ex-Mrs in the line-up) have to learn how to herd sheep.
And, er........that's it.
Are the bigwigs at ITV taking the piss or have they simply given up and run out of ideas?
I suspect it's the latter.
What's next?
Plumbstars - Some bloke who used to be in a boyband in the early 90's battles it out with a former MP, an athlete who once won a Bronze at youth level in the Discus in 1994 and various other assorted nobodies to see who can fix a leaky tap in the quickest time?
Or perhaps it'll be: "I'm a Celebrity, Can I Use Your Toilet Please?" wherein various ex-Hollyoaks cast members are force fed curry for two days and then have to run round knocking on doors, asking if they can use strangers' toilets.
Whatever it is, I reckon Forsyth will be involved in some capacity.....
The premise appears to be that a bunch of "celebrities" (a debatable choice of phrase in itself, given that I'm sure I've just spotted Tony Blackburn, one of the dancers from Strictly and Les Battersby's ex-Mrs in the line-up) have to learn how to herd sheep.
And, er........that's it.
Are the bigwigs at ITV taking the piss or have they simply given up and run out of ideas?
I suspect it's the latter.
What's next?
Plumbstars - Some bloke who used to be in a boyband in the early 90's battles it out with a former MP, an athlete who once won a Bronze at youth level in the Discus in 1994 and various other assorted nobodies to see who can fix a leaky tap in the quickest time?
Or perhaps it'll be: "I'm a Celebrity, Can I Use Your Toilet Please?" wherein various ex-Hollyoaks cast members are force fed curry for two days and then have to run round knocking on doors, asking if they can use strangers' toilets.
Whatever it is, I reckon Forsyth will be involved in some capacity.....
