Happy holidays Breadders.

So Breadders is off to my spiritual home Dominican Republic, and I aint half jealous.

Please give my regards to all my friends in the hotel Mate, and have a great time.

Typical Bumchum thread.

Have a nice time.

Ha ha!

Cheers lads.

Anybody want to pop round and give me a lift with cleaning the house from top to bottom, as per Mrs B's instructions over breakfast this morning?

Why do they do that?

We're not going to be here for two weeks, so let's give the house a thorough bottoming.

Why....?

MartinBWFC wrote:So Breadders is off to my spiritual home Dominican Republic, and I aint half jealous.

Please give my regards to all my friends in the hotel Mate, and have a great time.

If ever a post was designed for getting gay sex PM this is it.

Is martin now a bumchum?

Boggersbelief wrote:Is martin now a bumchum?

He's progressed to the first team.

He clearly wants to be.

Breadman wrote:Ha ha!

Cheers lads.

Anybody want to pop round and give me a lift with cleaning the house from top to bottom, as per Mrs B's instructions over breakfast this morning?

Why do they do that?

We're not going to be here for two weeks, so let's give the house a thorough bottoming.

Why....?

In case you get burgled, don't want the thieves to think you live in a shithole

What about Humph?

boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Is martin now a bumchum?

He's progressed to the first team.

He has been in fine form lately to be fair

boltonbonce wrote:What about Humph?

No, they won't let him on the plane.

Some H&S bollocks.

Mrs B's Mum's staying at ours on the pretext of looking after him but we all really know it's just an excuse to get away from her Dad for two weeks.

Boggersbelief wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Is martin now a bumchum?

He's progressed to the first team.

He has been in fine form lately to be fair

You angling for a transfer from The Brotherhood, Boggers?

Scott won't like that.

What can you offer us?

Boggers would be a big catch.

It would send out a powerful message.

I'll prepare his cardigan.

Enjoy your break away Breadders.

Breadman wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Is martin now a bumchum?

He's progressed to the first team.

He has been in fine form lately to be fair

You angling for a transfer from The Brotherhood, Boggers?

Scott won't like that.

What can you offer us?

You couldn't possibly finance that deal

We don't pay you - you pay us.


What have you got?

have a brilliant holiday Breaders, don't miss us too much!

Boggers, you need to distance yourself from this thread or you'll go down in my estimations. And as you know, mine is the only opinion that matters on here.

Bully.

boltonbonce wrote:Bully.

Desperation.

Empire's in ruins.

(Cheers KP and Mand, by the way.)