The shortest time spent at one place is probably a couple of months. I used to work in factories as a window fabricator and although I've met some very good people and had many laughs along the way it was just depressing when the alarm went off in the morning signalling another mind numbing ten hours in a job I didn't enjoy. I lost count of how many different window making companies I worked for. I always got fed up being in one place for too long.
The job I have now is the job I've held down and stuck at the longest. I deliver furniture all over the north west and being out and about suits me down to the ground. Every day is meeting different people and going to different places. I've probably arrived at the front doors of some of the strangest creeps, freaks and weirdos the north west has to offer and conversely some of the nicest. It's no coincidence I've had his job the longest because I enjoy it the most. I like variety.
A couple of months ago, I encountered three very different types all in the space of two hours.
The first one was a bloke in Tyldesley who had ordered a bed that wouldn't fit up his staircase and into the bedroom and he gave me a shed load of abuse because it was apparently my fault he ordered a massive bed for his pokey little house. I was exceptionally close to chinning this chap but kept my cool for the sake of staying in a job I actually liked for once.
The next one ordered a big sofabed but hadn't counted on the positioning of his stairs. We tried and tried but there was no way this bastard was going upstairs. The bloke disappeared into his garage for five minutes and reappeared with a big saw and proceeded to hack away at the wooden handrail/bannister at the bottom of the stairs much to his wifes dismay. She made it clear, much to my amusement, that she would have his balls on a platter if his mini demolition of the house didn't go to plan.
The third was a lovely couple who gave me a nice big tip for doing not much at all really.
I would rather do the job I'm doing now than have a higher paid job I hate. I'm happy, and that's what matters to me.