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Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris!

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1Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 19:17

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(A) It's made-up American bollocks (we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving and the Fourth of July over here soon, you watch).

(B) It's an excuse for surly youths to come to your house and demand money with menaces.

and

(C) It's not 'til tomorrow, so stop knocking on my front door and setting the dog off.

Harrumph!

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I thought it originated in Ireland, no?

Either way, I can't stand the fecking thing!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

At least Nat can leave the house and not feel conspicuous.
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scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Let the kids have abit of fun .

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm not handing out any sweets. It's for their own good. They shouldn't accept sweets from strangers.

I snapped a few years ago and handed out laxative chocolates.

Guest


Guest

I saw a kid outside the shop earlier doing penny for the guy. His guy was a Winnie the Pooh teddy with a plastic bag overe his head and a Batman onesie. Wasn't even worth giving him a penny for it.

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I'm gonna act my age on this one Bread and say Halloween doesn't really bother me.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow actually, apparently there's a woman round Preston docks who pays good.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Penny-for-the-guy

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Guest

This costume is truly disturbing:

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I think it's supposed to be a mattress from a murder scene.

Or something.....

10Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 19:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sanitary towel. Shocked

11Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 19:52

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Guest

(Whispers) Yeah, I know.

That's what the "Or something" was about.

12Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 19:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've seen it all now.

13Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:07

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Well the kids and Mrs love it and we are having a party.  The house has been decorated with all things spooky. Invited some friends and family round and will entertain (scare) the kids for a bit then have a  drink or three.  With this in mind, anyone any suggestions for some good games?

14Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Haunt the slipper?

15Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

16Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:31

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

doffcocker wrote:
I'm looking forward to tomorrow actually, apparently there's a woman round Preston docks who pays good.

You fuckwit, I'm in the penthouse. You won't get within 15 floors.

17Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:49

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Guest

I love halloween.

18Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:56

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19Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Empty Re: Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris! Fri Oct 30 2015, 20:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That will be our kit for next season.

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