Home
Have a fantastic day mate!
Happy Birthday Johnny
+8
Norpig
boltonbonce
Mr Magoo
Bwfc1958
scottjames30
karlypants
BoltonTillIDie
Sluffy
12 posters
Go to page : 1, 2 
Message [Page 1 of 2]
2 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 01:07
Guest
Guest
Happy Birthday mate.
I bought Mrs B a mask off Ebay earlier but she refuses to wear it.
(In the bedroom or anywhere else.)
She says it's "very odd" and "a bit pervy" and no amount of me telling her that it's quite normal for a middle-aged woman to don a full-face PVC gimp mask and hand over her bank details to her husband is swinging it.
I need a professional obviously.
Can you do half ten?
I bought Mrs B a mask off Ebay earlier but she refuses to wear it.
(In the bedroom or anywhere else.)
She says it's "very odd" and "a bit pervy" and no amount of me telling her that it's quite normal for a middle-aged woman to don a full-face PVC gimp mask and hand over her bank details to her husband is swinging it.
I need a professional obviously.
Can you do half ten?
3 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 01:14
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Happy birthday to one of my personal favourite posters! Happy birthday Johnny!! Have a great day! Apparently Sluffy said take your family out for a meal and he'll foot the bill. Don't quote me on this. He said it was our secret. I think he meant mine and yours.
4 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 01:17
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38156
Join date : 2012-08-04
Happy Birthday Johnny, I hope Your Mrs gives you plenty of bonking today (I'm sure you expected this from me!).
Hope you have a great day mate!
P.S Magoo has made a cake for you...
Hope you have a great day mate!
P.S Magoo has made a cake for you...
6 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 09:05
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Happy Birthday mate, have a good one. 
7 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 09:55
Guest
Guest
Thanks all. Been very spoilt already this morning. Looking forward to Neil Lennon's present of starting samizadeh against preston though
9 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Happy birthday Johnny. I've only just got up. I'm hoping it's Saturday and I'm not in work.
Have a grand day. I'll send you an 'I love Brucie' tee shirt.
Have a grand day. I'll send you an 'I love Brucie' tee shirt.
10 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:12
Guest
Guest
Cheers magoo and bonce. Don't rush posting out the t-shirt though bonce
Its been a very geeky birthday so far. 2 new games (destiny the taken king and a pre order slip for the new black ops, a new turtle beach headset, breaking bad socks, and a tshirt for my rugby training which starts next week.
Oh, and bacon butties for lunch
Its been a very geeky birthday so far. 2 new games (destiny the taken king and a pre order slip for the new black ops, a new turtle beach headset, breaking bad socks, and a tshirt for my rugby training which starts next week.
Oh, and bacon butties for lunch
11 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:14
Guest
Guest
Breadman wrote:Happy Birthday mate.
I bought Mrs B a mask off Ebay earlier but she refuses to wear it.
(In the bedroom or anywhere else.)
She says it's "very odd" and "a bit pervy" and no amount of me telling her that it's quite normal for a middle-aged woman to don a full-face PVC gimp mask and hand over her bank details to her husband is swinging it.
I need a professional obviously.
Can you do half ten?
I might have just skip read it, but are you asking me to do your missus in a gimp mask at half 10?
12 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:16
Guest
Guest
BoltonTillIDie wrote:Happy birthday to one of my personal favourite posters! Happy birthday Johnny!! Have a great day! Apparently Sluffy said take your family out for a meal and he'll foot the bill. Don't quote me on this. He said it was our secret. I think he meant mine and yours.
Im a cheap date. 10 piece bargain bucket. If sluffys paying i might go crazy and get a large gravy
13 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:16
Guest
Guest
karlypants wrote:Happy Birthday Johnny, I hope Your Mrs gives you plenty of bonking today (I'm sure you expected this from me!).
Hope you have a great day mate!
P.S Magoo has made a cake for you...
Bit small that
14 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:17
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
y2johnny wrote:Breadman wrote:Happy Birthday mate.
I bought Mrs B a mask off Ebay earlier but she refuses to wear it.
(In the bedroom or anywhere else.)
She says it's "very odd" and "a bit pervy" and no amount of me telling her that it's quite normal for a middle-aged woman to don a full-face PVC gimp mask and hand over her bank details to her husband is swinging it.
I need a professional obviously.
Can you do half ten?
I might have just skip read it, but are you asking me to do your missus in a gimp mask at half 10?
15 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:22
Guest
Guest
Sluffy wrote:Have a fantastic day mate!
Thanks sluffy
16 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:23
Guest
Guest
scottjames30 wrote:All the best johnny lad.
Cheers sj
17 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:23
Guest
Guest
Mr Magoo wrote:Happy birthday mi old mate
Thanks hot tub buddy
18 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:24
Guest
Guest
Bwfc1958 wrote:
Love macho man.
Cheers bro
19 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:36
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Happy birthday Johnny have a great day mate
20 Re: Happy Birthday Johnny Sat Oct 31 2015, 10:38
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Happy birthday Johnny you bellend.
Now get the fuck off the site and spend your birthday with real people, not your bumchums.
Now get the fuck off the site and spend your birthday with real people, not your bumchums.
Message [Page 1 of 2]
Go to page : 1, 2
Similar topics
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum