Another twist

Norpig · 21 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 12:20

Norpig

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Bwfc1958 wrote:

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:After having my early Black Friday bonanza at Bargain Booze, I have come out the same as Barb with £900 and I was lucky to find £1 down the back of the sofa.

As I have £901, do I get the controlling share?

I will lower alcohol prices within the stadium and offer a better variety and remove those awful hotdogs that they currently sell for £4.50, I will also employ Natasha on the lucky dip counter.

All I want is a statue at the front of the ground of my famous bins as well.

Am I in?

Lose the statue and you're in Nice idea about Nat as well. As Barb has already bagsied Chairman we may need to come up with some other meaningless management jargon name for you. Breaders or Lusty will know what's best suited.

Toilet blowjob attendant?

That would be Nat surely Very Happy

KP can be director of communications i think

karlypants · 22 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 12:25

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Norpig wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:After having my early Black Friday bonanza at Bargain Booze, I have come out the same as Barb with £900 and I was lucky to find £1 down the back of the sofa.

As I have £901, do I get the controlling share?

I will lower alcohol prices within the stadium and offer a better variety and remove those awful hotdogs that they currently sell for £4.50, I will also employ Natasha on the lucky dip counter.

All I want is a statue at the front of the ground of my famous bins as well.

Am I in?

Lose the statue and you're in Nice idea about Nat as well. As Barb has already bagsied Chairman we may need to come up with some other meaningless management jargon name for you. Breaders or Lusty will know what's best suited.

Toilet blowjob attendant?

That would be Nat surely KP can be director of communications i think

Stick to what you know best, I agree Very Happy

wanderlust · 23 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:12

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If they're genuinely flogging off what's left of the club for £15 million, crowd-funding a takeover is do-able, but we'll need a lot of job titles.
I fancy Director of Direction.

boltonbonce · 24 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:28

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I insist on being put in charge of half time entertainment.

Norpig · 25 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:35

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boltonbonce wrote:I insist on being put in charge of half time entertainment.

ok but the first sign of you know who and you're out Laughing

Guest · 26 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:37

Guest

I've got loads on 5S and Continuous Improvement stuff on a various flash drives and I once stole a disc which outlines Nestle's guide to becoming World Class, so can I be in charge of Process Development please?

But can I do it as a self-employed free-lancer so that I can charge you more and you have to pay my expenses, please?

Cheers.

Norpig · 27 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:43

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Breadman wrote:I've got loads on 5S and Continuous Improvement stuff on a various flash drives and I once stole a disc which outlines Nestle's guide to becoming World Class, so can I be in charge of Process Development please?

But can I do it as a self-employed free-lancer so that I can charge you more and you have to pay my expenses, please?

Cheers.

you're not a team player are you Breaders? Very Happy

boltonbonce · 28 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:51

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Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I insist on being put in charge of half time entertainment.

ok but the first sign of you know who and you're out

Does this count?

http://www.costelloentertainments.co.uk/3771/11401/objects/artists/bruce-forsyth-lookalike.aspx

Guest · 29 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:55

Guest

Norpig wrote:

you're not a team player are you Breaders?

S'all bidnizz, Holmes.......... Very Happy

karlypants · 30 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 13:55

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boltonbonce wrote:

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I insist on being put in charge of half time entertainment.

ok but the first sign of you know who and you're out

Does this count?

http://www.costelloentertainments.co.uk/3771/11401/objects/artists/bruce-forsyth-lookalike.aspx

Oh my god!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :Overreact:

Guest · 31 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:00

Guest

Jesus!

Have you clicked on the others?

http://www.costelloentertainments.co.uk/3771/11294/objects/artists/conchita-wurst-lookalike.aspx

Sorry, I know we've all got to earn a crust but dedicating your life to popping up at fourth rate corporate events, impersonating a transvestite Eurovision Song Contest participant......?

If that was me and I actually stopped to take stock of things, I'd probably top meself.

boltonbonce · 32 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:01

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I'd accept the 'Health & Safety' gig. Very Happy

rammywhite · 33 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:04

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Me and my milkman can chuck in 30 bob each. Can we have the catering contract please??

Norpig · 34 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:07

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boltonbonce wrote:

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I insist on being put in charge of half time entertainment.

ok but the first sign of you know who and you're out

Does this count?

http://www.costelloentertainments.co.uk/3771/11401/objects/artists/bruce-forsyth-lookalike.aspx

so thats what you do with your spare time, it explains a lot Very Happy

Norpig · 35 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:08

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rammywhite wrote:Me and my milkman can chuck in 30 bob each. Can we have the catering contract please??

ok but i need to see a menu first, no prawn sandwiches remember but a pastie barm would go down well i reckon

Guest · 36 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:14

Guest

boltonbonce wrote:I'd accept the 'Health & Safety' gig.

Given our injury record over the last few seasons, I'm guessing you already hold that position.

"Right lads! Don't bother with all that stretching bollocks, it's over-rated and unnecessary in my opinion.

Everybody grab a chainsaw and follow me. We're going to be doing some agility work today."

Bzzzzzzz! Aaaaargh! Bzzzzzzz! Oh shit! Bzzzzzzz! Help me, Baby Jesus, please.....!!!!! Bzzzz.......! Aaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!

boltonbonce · 37 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:20

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Don't make me angry.

Guest · 38 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:23

Guest

What's he doing with his left hand? Shocked

boltonbonce · 39 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:26

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Nat Lofthouse

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Breadman wrote:What's he doing with his left hand?

This guy should get a job for sure.

Chairmanda · 40 Re: Another twist Fri Nov 20 2015, 14:27

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I have no money to put in, but I think I should be a Vice President which means I do nothing, get hospitality at every match, travel on the team coach, can park where I want, criticise everything, and do nowt...you cant join a league without one.

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karlypants

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wanderlust

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Guest

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boltonbonce

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karlypants

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boltonbonce

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rammywhite

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Norpig

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Guest

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boltonbonce

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