Siege at Mali Hotel.

I understood it as a sentence, just not the relevance to a parody article. 

Unless you thought it was a genuine piece, surely not...

At a press conference, a spokesman for the Labour Party confirmed that although they weren’t prepared to shoot terrorists, they were perfectly happy to shoot the messenger.

Copper Dragon wrote:

At a press conference, a spokesman for the Labour Party confirmed that although they weren’t prepared to shoot terrorists, they were perfectly happy to shoot the messenger.

There's some horrible truths within the satire,
you don't need to make it up!

Running a country is no easy task especially when it comes to matters of national security. As I see it, the cutbacks to the police numbers in the UK will have a devastating effect on their ability to protect life and property and maintain the Queen's peace.
Current events in France, Belgium, and anywhere else where the Mad Mullahs are causing chaos is going to make the current UK government have a serious rethink. 
Of all the countries in the Western world only the UK has a Police force which effectively polices and patrols the streets unarmed. It's something to be proud of. As I see it, if we want to keep the Blue Lamp burning then we have to keep putting oil in it.