What Do You Wish You Could Do?

I wish I could read minds, and/or influence people to do what you want. (all in the best possible taste). Also, I wish I had a perfect memory. There's another one, but I can't remember what it is !

I'd like to be able to lick my elbow.

I'm forever testing the temperature of homemade soups with my elbow but I never know what they taste like.

Natasha Whittam wrote:He's a knicker sniffer, clearly.

Get rid of the pic nat its got to be the most unatractive woman on TV. She has a face to scare babies.

Keegan wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Charm any woman i want out of her knickers.

Why would you want her knickers?

I dont,just whats in them.

Copper Dragon wrote:I'd like to be able to lick my elbow.

I'm forever testing the temperature of homemade soups with my elbow but I never know what they taste like.

You's funny!

Time Travel.

To Be able to bring people back to life fit and healthy.

I wish I could go back to my childhood. Life was so much simpler ( and cheaper ) then.

When I was a boy my mother would send me down to the corner shop with £1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now...

Too many fcuking security cameras.