Your Age Is.....

Ok, we've all been on here a while now. Some of you are happy to tell us your life story, others haven't given away a thing.

Because it's a boring Friday afternoon I have decided to guess all your ages. I've never met any of you, except for Largehat who I stumbled across in a car park one dark night while walking my dog. But that's another story. Anyway, let me know how close I get.

Largehat - 31
xmiles - 42
Biggie - 25
Hipster Nebula - 28
Keegan - 22
BWFC71 - 40
Jayjay23 - 19
Reebok Rebel - 34
Bolton Hater - 34
Angry Dad - 38
Sluffy - 58
Gloswhite - 64
Lofty Love - 29
Mr Magoo - 52
Reebok Trotter - 49
Michael Bolton - 33
Not-so-plain-Jayne - 23
Quent - 27
Aaron - 24
Chris_BWFC - 23
Bernard Dennis Park - 42
Owen Owen Owen - 21
Rammywhite - 29
BWFC1874 - 25
Chipbutty - 40
Passi - 43
Mallorca Trotter - 33
Doffcocker - 20
Lyric Todkill - 35
Wanderlust - 45
Terenceanne - 48
Spillthebeans - 32
TheHateCamel - 42
MrK - 40
Culcheth White - 47
OneOInCoyle - 30
Harold 77 - 26
NigerianBolton - 21
CEF - 50
Banks of the Croal - 52
Copper Dragon - 50
Born To Be A Wanderer - 20
Dunkels King - 44
Numpty28723 - 37
Sir Nut's Dad - 59
Spirit of 58 - 61

I have based my guess solely on your posting style. Apologies if I missed anyone by the way.

Natasha, you are obsessed with me. Seriously.

I am 34 and I will be 35 in September.

largehat wrote:Natasha, you are obsessed with me. Seriously.

Tell me about it, I'm currently posting from the front garden of the house opposite yours.

I am 46 you cheeky cow.

I've mentioned numerous times I'm 27.

close, i'm 24.

I like to think of jayjay as being well over 30.

I, for some reason, got the feeling he lives alone in a house in Markland Hill, which is an expensive area and thus, a difficult buy for most people in their 20s.

You are brilliant

Not bad, just one year out.

You are a year out and considering you posted on a thread saying happy birthday to me, just 2 days ago I guess you either have a seriously bad memory or you just couldn't be arsed to see how old I was.

I remembered the blow up doll, but not your age. Soz.

doffcocker wrote:I like to think of jayjay as being well over 30.

I, for some reason, got the feeling he lives alone in a house in Markland Hill, which is an expensive area and thus, a difficult buy for most people in their 20s.

Good guess. I like to think I am not one for giving life stories online but I don't really care that much - can it do any harm?
I just turned 30 - most people think I am early 20's though - I think I just act young or seem younger than I am. It can be annoying because I just don't get treated like I am fully grown. But on the up side 19 year old girls are still into me... ps. I was asked for id for beer in Asda a few weeks ago and was asked to play for an under 21's soccer team this summer. Anyway - I have just moved out of Markland Hill. Couldn't afford it. Moved to Horwich in a house with 1 less floor and about 10 less rooms. I think I actually prefer it - the people where I was I just didn't click with really and Fanny's was full of, well...

But have never lived alone.

jayjay23 wrote:

Good guess. I like to think I am not one for giving life stories online but I don't really care that much - can it do any harm?
I just turned 30 - most people think I am early 20's though - I think I just act young or seem younger than I am. It can be annoying because I just don't get treated like I am fully grown. But on the up side 19 year old girls are still into me... ps. I was asked for id for beer in Asda a few weeks ago and was asked to play for an under 21's soccer team this summer. Anyway - I have just moved out of Markland Hill. Couldn't afford it. Moved to Horwich in a house with 1 less floor and about 10 less rooms. I think I actually prefer it - the people where I was I just didn't click with really and Fanny's was full of, well...

But have never lived alone.

No way are you 30.

jayjay23 wrote:
Good guess. I like to think I am not one for giving life stories online but I don't really care that much - can it do any harm?
I just turned 30 - most people think I am early 20's though - I think I just act young or seem younger than I am. It can be annoying because I just don't get treated like I am fully grown. But on the up side 19 year old girls are still into me... ps. I was asked for id for beer in Asda a few weeks ago and was asked to play for an under 21's soccer team this summer. Anyway - I have just moved out of Markland Hill. Couldn't afford it. Moved to Horwich in a house with 1 less floor and about 10 less rooms. I think I actually prefer it - the people where I was I just didn't click with really and Fanny's was full of, well...

But have never lived alone.

I hate people in Markland Hill and if Fanny's burnt to the ground I'd laugh and dance on the ashes.
I took my nephew trick or treating a few years ago when my sister was renting a house on Markland Hill Lane and we came back with 20p, and I think we only got that because this one old man looked intimidated by me. We were just getting ignored or told to go away by all the people round there that think they're somet.
They're the same in Barrow Bridge.

Nat, you plonker, it ws my birthday yesterday, and I was 62,

gloswhite wrote:Nat, you plonker, it ws my birthday yesterday, and I was 62,

I knew it was your birthday but seeing as I didn't get invited to the party I have no idea how old you are.

I am the same age as TheHateCamel was guessed to be.

Keegan wrote:I am the same age as TheHateCamel was guessed to be.

Bullshit.

I shit you not. Or whatever it is you young whippersnappers say these days.

I know, I look younger - maybe it is the ponytail?

Natasha, Wow ! I might look 61 but I am not that old.