The Bolton Nuts Forum Awards 2015 (Funniest Poster)

Boggersbelief wrote:

Norpig wrote:how has Hipster got 3 votes? He's the most miserable bugger on here

Was thinking the same, although he used to be really funny

 it must be being Scottish, that would piss me off as well

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:I am so tempted to post your real name now (for comic effect) but I'm resisting the urge......

I'm Dave as well.

That looks bad.

Think I'll change it to William.

That's why I originally had a small doubt about the pair of you at first!

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:I am so tempted to post your real name now (for comic effect) but I'm resisting the urge......

I'm Dave as well.

That looks bad.

Think I'll change it to William.

OK, I'll be Richmal.

(Isn't that a bird's name though? I honestly don't know.)

no i'm Dave

Richmal!?

You been reading 'Just William' again?

boltonbonce wrote:Richmal!?

You been reading 'Just William' again?

I immediately assumed that was where the "William" came from in your comment.

No. But I like the idea. Wanna buy a catapult?

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:

Breadman wrote:I only voted once!

I demand redress!

 so did i, i didn't realise you got 2 votes 

I see someone likes clicking boxes and not reading posts!

 of course you can't expect me to read all the guff do you, i have the attention span of a hyperactive 4 year old

How dare you describe my opening post as guff. You will be left out of all future awards unless an apology and an immunity from death are forthcoming. Cheeky bastard. 

Is this life imitating art?

"Thanks for pulling me out of that pond, old chap" said William as he pulled the pondweed out of his pocket and checked on the condition of his now soggy gob-stoppers."

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:

Breadman wrote:I only voted once!

I demand redress!

 so did i, i didn't realise you got 2 votes 

I see someone likes clicking boxes and not reading posts!

 of course you can't expect me to read all the guff do you, i have the attention span of a hyperactive 4 year old

How dare you describe my opening post as guff. You will be left out of all future awards unless an apology and an immunity from death are forthcoming. Cheeky bastard. 

58 i apologise unreservedly, i will not kill you in the next 12 months i promise

Breadman wrote:Is this life imitating art?

"Thanks for pulling me out of that pond, old chap" said William as he pulled the pondweed out of his pocket and checked on the condition of his now soggy gob-stoppers."

 that cover looks a bit dodgy if you ask me

I voted Hipster for earlier performance, don't know what's happened but the laughs have dried up.

Barb got my other vote.

bwfc1874 wrote:I voted Hipster for earlier performance, don't know what's happened but the laughs have dried up.

Barb got my other vote.

 you must have a long memory then 

I thought that meself, Mr Pig. (Or should I now call you Dave, Craig?)

He's almost pointing at his bum hole.

"Right there."

Breadman wrote:Is this life imitating art?

"Thanks for pulling me out of that pond, old chap" said William as he pulled the pondweed out of his pocket and checked on the condition of his now soggy gob-stoppers."

Funny how tramps were always seen as heroic in the 'William' books. He couldn't wait to get involved with them. Couldn't do that now.

Sorry,going off topic. Not like me at all.

Breadman wrote:I thought that meself, Mr Pig. (Or should I now call you Dave, Craig?)

He's almost pointing at his bum hole.

"Right there."

 no one actually calls me Craig, it's always Craggy, Crag, Craggle or something similar or if its my in-laws they always called me Chris 

Why do you all know each others names?

Is Trigger your Father in Law?

Breadman wrote:Is Trigger your Father in Law?

 my two Sister in Laws are married to blokes named Chris so i get it all the time!

Boggers we know each others names because we all PM each other about you