Thread of the year 2015

Mr Magoo wrote:

Chairmanda wrote:how many sausages a week do you really eat Magoo? That kind of thing. I worry about your processed meat consumption

6 to 8 a week but they are the finest quality not the shit ones.

Alf Turner ones are the best in my humble opinion.

just think, if we had had a favourite sausage thread, it could be up for thread of the year. I trademark the idea, and will start it first week of Jan ready to storm next years compo.

Chairmanda wrote:just think, if we had had a favourite sausage thread, it could be up for thread of the year. I trademark the idea, and will start it first week of Jan ready to storm next years compo.

A vegetarian thread option must be made available.

look boncey, it'll be my thread, my rules. You want a veggie thread, you go for it, lets see who gets the most posts (*what am I doing?*)

Chairmanda wrote:look boncey, it'll be my thread, my rules. You want a veggie thread, you go for it, lets see who gets the most posts (*what am I doing?*)

As I'm retiring on reaching 10,500 posts,it's all about legacy for me. I want other sad old gits with no life,and who have a penchant for eating cardboard,to feel they have somewhere to air their views,with regard to their diet. Clement would have sorted it.

what was the dog called...Humphrey, Hector?

Henry.

I knew that. My cunning plan works...another post towards Boncey's retirement, and then the sausage thread will be mine, all mine, mwah ha ha hah, *twirls moustaches

Swine.

Bonce.

Guess what

boltonbonce wrote:

Chairmanda wrote:look boncey, it'll be my thread, my rules. You want a veggie thread, you go for it, lets see who gets the most posts (*what am I doing?*)

As I'm retiring on reaching 10,500 posts,it's all about legacy for me. I want other sad old gits with no life,and who have a penchant for eating cardboard,to feel they have somewhere to air their views,with regard to their diet. Clement would have sorted it.

I hope that's a joke Boncey.

(brilliant, if I keep quiet they will BOTH hit retirement, no one will see through my cunning plan. Hang on, what if I miss them?)

y2johnny wrote:Bonce.

Guess what

More trickery. What?

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Bonce.

Guess what

More trickery. What?

Good guess

Another one closer for you manda

Are you a tag team?

boltonbonce wrote:Are you a tag team?

Beauty and the beast. Although I'd rather be called handsome than beautiful

what do you mean by tag team? or do you think we are the same person, bonce? do tell

Ignore my last post, I think I need help.