Noone needs to be intelligent anymore thats what Google is for.
Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015
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Norpig
Hipster_Nebula
Mr Magoo
Reebok Trotter
scottjames30
karlypants
boltonbonce
Bwfc1958
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Who is the most intelligent poster of 2015?
22 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 11:45
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Are you getting this magoo?Reebok Trotter wrote:Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Intelligence is knowing not to include a tomato in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing there are lots and lots of sheep in Devon. Intelligence is knowing you shouldn't really be sticking your cock in them.
That's why you're not on the list my friend.
23 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 11:46
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Is this a joke? I'm not one of the options.
24 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 11:51
Guest
Guest
Unless it's really attractive (that must be my Yorkshire side coming out)Bwfc1958 wrote:Are you getting this magoo?Reebok Trotter wrote:Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Intelligence is knowing not to include a tomato in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing there are lots and lots of sheep in Devon. Intelligence is knowing you shouldn't really be sticking your cock in them.
That's why you're not on the list my friend.
25 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 11:57
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I hope 58 knows this due to his fetish with tinned toms.Reebok Trotter wrote:Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Intelligence is knowing not to include a tomato in a fruit salad.
26 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 13:22
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
what a set of bastids they are Magoo, fancy not including youMr Magoo wrote:
27 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 13:43
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
They didn't put me on because i would have won.
28 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 13:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
So you don't feel left out Magoo, i think we should have a "sheep shagger of the year".
29 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 14:11
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Your sick in the head, Animals have feeling to.
30 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 14:15
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:Your sick in the head, Animals have feeling to.
31 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 14:19
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
But if all tomatoes are fruits, why are all fruits not tomatoes?Reebok Trotter wrote:Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Intelligence is knowing not to include a tomato in a fruit salad.
And why can't I vote for Scott? He's deep man.
32 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 14:53
Guest
Guest
Can I just go on record now and say that whilst I'm flattered by the votes, I'm not even close to being the cleverest person in my house (and that includes the dog), so there's no way I'm the most intelligent contributor to this site.
By a country mile.
Seriously, if you've not already voted, vote for someone else.
By a country mile.
Seriously, if you've not already voted, vote for someone else.
33 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 15:29
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
glad you said that Breaders as i voted for MandaBreadman wrote:Can I just go on record now and say that whilst I'm flattered by the votes, I'm not even close to being the cleverest person in my house (and that includes the dog), so there's no way I'm the most intelligent contributor to this site.
By a country mile.
Seriously, if you've not already voted, vote for someone else.
34 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:02
Guest
Guest
So did I.
Manda has had several high profile jobs in the past including being UK Head Of Enterprise Marketing for Microsoft and being MD of Netgear.
She has also managed to run a football club and stood for parliament.
Manda has a Masters Degree in Creative Writing.
I have a Level 2 Certificate in Food Hygiene.
And the only thing I can confidently run without serious mishap is my bath. (Not Bath - that was Manda.)
Factor in the fact that I spend most of my time in my underpants talking absolute rubbish on a football forum and you will clearly see that there really is only one winner.
Vote Manda Rigby - For A Change!
(Sorry Mand, couldn't resist the little gag at the end.)
Manda has had several high profile jobs in the past including being UK Head Of Enterprise Marketing for Microsoft and being MD of Netgear.
She has also managed to run a football club and stood for parliament.
Manda has a Masters Degree in Creative Writing.
I have a Level 2 Certificate in Food Hygiene.
And the only thing I can confidently run without serious mishap is my bath. (Not Bath - that was Manda.)
Factor in the fact that I spend most of my time in my underpants talking absolute rubbish on a football forum and you will clearly see that there really is only one winner.
Vote Manda Rigby - For A Change!
(Sorry Mand, couldn't resist the little gag at the end.)
35 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've got a first aid certificate.
36 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:24
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Didn't realise the person actually being treated got a certificate as well, you must have hundreds by nowboltonbonce wrote:I've got a first aid certificate.
37 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Oh yes.Norpig wrote:Didn't realise the person actually being treated got a certificate as well, you must have hundreds by nowboltonbonce wrote:I've got a first aid certificate.
38 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I thought you had been to university as well Breadders?
39 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 16:56
Guest
Guest
I did.karlypants wrote:I thought you had been to university as well Breadders?
And it was a proper one.
Not like kids today doing degrees in Facebook Studies at places like Bolton Uni.
I'm just saying that Manda is obviously cleverer than wot I am.
40 Re: Most intelligent/intellectual poster 2015 Tue Dec 15 2015, 17:13
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:Can I just go on record now and say that whilst I'm flattered by the votes, I'm not even close to being the cleverest person in my house (and that includes the dog), so there's no way I'm the most intelligent contributor to this site.
By a country mile.
Seriously, if you've not already voted, vote for someone else.
You see? It's exactly this kind of humility that got you my vote.
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