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1Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:30

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

2Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:33

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Numpty- that made me laugh. You're an unrecognised genius

3Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:37

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4Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:38

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@rammywhite wrote:Numpty- that made me laugh. You're an unrecognised genius

+1

:clap:

5Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:46

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
absolute genius numpty

6Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 12:53

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
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7Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:04

Sluffy

Sluffy
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around


Fantastic mate!

8Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That's brilliant. Now we just need someone to sing it. Very Happy

9Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:06

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Very good!

10Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:12

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11Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:19

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Great lyric Numpty - although a bit harsh in parts after last night's team performance Smile

12Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:51

luckyPeterpiper

luckyPeterpiper
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Gave me a really good chuckle there numpty. Top job mate  Laughing :clap: :rofl:

13Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 13:54

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
not even Brucie could ruin the lyrics with his "singing"...still chuckling

14Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 14:35

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Lol

Don't anybody forget to sing along with the new lyrics on Saturday!

15Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 21:06

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Very Happy

16Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 21:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:not even Brucie could ruin the lyrics with his "singing"...still chuckling
Harsh.
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17Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 21:40

NickFazer

NickFazer
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Brilliant  Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

18Bolton Squad's Christmas Song Empty Re: Bolton Squad's Christmas Song on Wed Dec 16 2015, 22:38

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Loving Numpty's song, "Santa's a Scotsman" and the Bruce Life Cycle - excellent work all round.


Oh....and thanks Phil T you miserable t***!

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