Bolton Squad's Christmas Song

Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Numpty- that made me laugh. You're an unrecognised genius

rammywhite wrote:Numpty- that made me laugh. You're an unrecognised genius

+1

absolute genius numpty

Numpty 28723 wrote:Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Fantastic mate!

That's brilliant. Now we just need someone to sing it.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Dion's The Wanderer is a great song but I think the lyrics need updating a bit to something like:

Oh well I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
I don't pass to my mates cos to me they're all the same
And they don't pass to me they don't even know my name
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well there's Neil on my left and there's Liam on my right
And Darren is the guy I'll be playing with tonight
And when the gaffer asks me which one I love the most
I tear up my shirt because I've given up the ghost
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through games without a care
I'm playing like a clown
I'm supposed to make a run but I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to stroll around
I've not been payed this month not even a fuckin pound
And when the news arrives that we've finally gone bust
I'll hop right into that car of mine and you won't see me for dust
I play for the Wanderers yeah the Wanderers
I stroll around around around

Very good!

Great lyric Numpty - although a bit harsh in parts after last night's team performance

Gave me a really good chuckle there numpty. Top job mate 

not even Brucie could ruin the lyrics with his "singing"...still chuckling

Lol

Don't anybody forget to sing along with the new lyrics on Saturday!

Chairmanda wrote:not even Brucie could ruin the lyrics with his "singing"...still chuckling

Harsh.
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Brilliant 

Loving Numpty's song, "Santa's a Scotsman" and the Bruce Life Cycle - excellent work all round.


Oh....and thanks Phil T you miserable t***!