Johnny's 10000th post

Johnny loves creating these threads for other people so I'm giving him one of his very own. 

The big 10k is fast approaching and I'm expecting something spectacular to mark the occasion in style. 

You've put the pressure on everyone else Johnny and now it's your turn to feel it. 

We're all waiting with baited breath here mate, so make it a good one!

Cheers brother. Not sure what to do just yet. It will probably be a massive let down. Think i might just post upto 9999 and then bottle it. Im getting heart palpations and sweating just thinking about it.

y2johnny wrote:Think i might just post upto 9999 and then bottle it.  Im getting heart palpations and sweating just thinking about it.

Don't you fecking start!

I didnt realise what pressure i put on other people. I apologise profusely. Just off to throw up

y2johnny wrote:I didnt realise what pressure i put on other people.  I apologise profusely.  Just off to throw up

Don't put too much pressure on yourself Johnny, I'm sure it will be a great post whatever you decide to do. Just remember though, if you don't include a certain member of the entertainment industry, you might find yourself out on the streets at Christmas. 

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I didnt realise what pressure i put on other people.  I apologise profusely.  Just off to throw up

Don't put too much pressure on yourself Johnny, I'm sure it will be a great post whatever you decide to do. Just remember though, if you don't include a certain member of the entertainment industry, you might find yourself out on the streets at Christmas. 

Correct.

Ive calmed myself down now.

Working in bolton today. Love coming home.

Just opposite hogwarts. Been to the pie shop in morris green for brekky. Lovely

So the big 10k
I was going to do a poem or song or something, but i just wanted to kiss. (Keep it simple stupid )

I want to thank all the mods. Sluffy, kp, btid, keegs, aaron, rt and biggie. Its the best forum easily by a country mile.

Plus all the posters who make the site what it is by posting. Bonce, breaders, 58, 74, manda, norpig, lpp, Nat, lusty, Bd, sj, boggers, hips, Ta, glos, magoo, xmiles, hip, sk, doff, and everyone else past and present.

The aim is still to be top dog and with nat not posting currently (which is a shame) it gives me chance to gain some ground.

A message to the lurkers, dont post. You will get sucked in and enjoy it too much. Before you know it you will be posting until 2am on a school night when you have to be up at 6 and setting up your own business just so you have even more time to post.

Sorry to turn it into a bit of a soppy mess but i knew this is the last thing you would all probably suspect.

So with that in mind. One last thing.

Viva la brucie.

Merry xmas one and all

Welcome to the club, mate.

Make sure you get your T-shirt off Sluffy.

Nice one Johnny. It was a pain in the arse digging my UV light out of the loft but it was worth it. 

Here's to the next 10,000 

well done Johnny 

woo hoo jonny, woo hoo woo hoo, thanks for your wonderful, witty, warm contributions (I'm ignoring the other ones!!) I'm closing in on the 4 figures....

Breadman wrote:

Welcome to the club, mate.

Make sure you get your T-shirt off Sluffy.

What T-shirt is that?

I never got one off him the tight arse.

Well done for getting to the 10k Johnny you true nutter!

Well done Johnny.

Good job HE got a mention.

The pressure is off now,so you can relax,and think up more nonsense with which to wear us out.

I've bought you a Christmas jumper.

Sluffy sent me and Bonce these:

That reminds me, I have to wear one for the party I'm going to in the pub.

There is only the Mrs who has one, let's hope it fits!

Breadman wrote:Sluffy sent me and Bonce these:

Well Jel!

Thanks all. Sorry for the delay in replying. Had to go for a lie down. How many posts a day if i want to be on 20000 by next xmas? Its only 27 a day apparently.

y2johnny wrote:Thanks all. Sorry for the delay in replying. Had to go for a lie down. How many posts a day if i want to be on 20000 by next xmas? Its only 27 a day apparently.

Don't forget the .3972!

I wonder how many people can't resist going to check that now?