HomeCrackers the lot of you! We all like to pull a cracker at Christmas time, usually ending up with some shite. Has anyone ever made their own! Was contemplating this about 7 mins ago. Just buy the usual cheap shite. But carefully take them apart and put some better jokes in there add some pound toys and they'd suddenly become luxury!!
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1 Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 00:41
BoltonTillIDie
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2 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 00:48
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BoltonTillIDie wrote:Crackers the lot of you! We all like to pull a cracker at Christmas time, usually ending up with some shite. Has anyone ever made their own! Was contemplating this about 7 mins ago. Just buy the usual cheap shite. But carefully take them apart and put some better jokes in there add some pound toys and they'd suddenly become luxury!!
You can pull my cracker btid
Right now im really going this time
3 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 10:56
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
I was proposed to with an engagement ring in a cracker, he had painstakingly taken apart and put it in. Embarrassingly, I was too busy putting the hat on and snorting with laughter at the joke to realise the ring was slightly (a lot) better than the usual without huge hints. When I got what it was I choked on my cava till it was running out of my nose...I was such a catch.
4 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 11:29
karlypants
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No Johnny, he's pulling mine!!!y2johnny wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Crackers the lot of you! We all like to pull a cracker at Christmas time, usually ending up with some shite. Has anyone ever made their own! Was contemplating this about 7 mins ago. Just buy the usual cheap shite. But carefully take them apart and put some better jokes in there add some pound toys and they'd suddenly become luxury!!
You can pull my cracker btid
Right now im really going this time
Don't forget that me and BTID are like this...
5 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 13:44
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I heard Jamie oliver banging on about this on the radio the other morning. I might consider doing it, if I can be bothered going to the effort.
6 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 13:46
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Chairmanda wrote:I was proposed to with an engagement ring in a cracker, he had painstakingly taken apart and put it in. Embarrassingly, I was too busy putting the hat on and snorting with laughter at the joke to realise the ring was slightly (a lot) better than the usual without huge hints. When I got what it was I choked on my cava till it was running out of my nose...I was such a catch.
The old romantic in me is dying to know how it all turned out, Mand.
(If you're comfortable saying that is.)
7 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 13:59
karlypants
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Non starter then.Bwfc1958 wrote:I heard Jamie oliver banging on about this on the radio the other morning. I might consider doing it, if I can be bothered going to the effort.
8 Re: Crackers! Sat Dec 19 2015, 14:02
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
reader, I am no longer with him. Was doomed from the start, he was a Derby fanBreadman wrote:Chairmanda wrote:I was proposed to with an engagement ring in a cracker, he had painstakingly taken apart and put it in. Embarrassingly, I was too busy putting the hat on and snorting with laughter at the joke to realise the ring was slightly (a lot) better than the usual without huge hints. When I got what it was I choked on my cava till it was running out of my nose...I was such a catch.
The old romantic in me is dying to know how it all turned out, Mand.
(If you're comfortable saying that is.)
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