Big Brother Thread

I'm really enjoying this series. There are some really entertainingly awful people in there and I hope they stick around.

What do you think of the fat cockney idiot that thinks he's a ladies' man? The dancer who's got a famous (reality TV reject) fiancée? The transsexual that doesn't like to make a big deal about it or anything? The moron from Blackburn (no wonder BH likes his Bolton girls)? The lad from Macclesfield with the funniest Macclesfield accent I've ever heard in my life?

Is there any way to 'unsubscribe' from particular threads?

Kill yourself?

largehat wrote:Is there any way to 'unsubscribe' from particular threads?

No but I'm glad i found the "foes" button.

I would highly recommend it.

As for Big Brother i usually watch the launch show, wasn't impressed with the squeeky voiced twat who was a doorman.

Who is on your foes list Hipster?

I won't get into that to avoid a full scale forum war which would definitely occur.

Amos, then.

doffcocker wrote:I'm really enjoying this series. There are some really entertainingly awful people in there and I hope they stick around.

What do you think of the fat cockney idiot that thinks he's a ladies' man? The dancer who's got a famous (reality TV reject) fiancée? The transsexual that doesn't like to make a big deal about it or anything? The moron from Blackburn (no wonder BH likes his Bolton girls)? The lad from Macclesfield with the funniest Macclesfield accent I've ever heard in my life?

I am absolutely loving it. The fat cockney bouncer/ bailiff with the squeaky voice is hilarious. The best man boobs on TV since Blair got them out in the Med.

The chubby Blackburn wench is quite amusing but why is she always walking round in a pair of curtains ?

It's a brilliant show because nearly every contestant is completely full of shit.

I reckon I will pick the eventual winner by next week.

if there's ever a time where I wished I owned a guided missile and a map of where they film this utter toss then it's now.

Arse gravy of the first water. fame hungry no marks clogging up the airwaves, and now a footy forum. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself Doff.

TheHateCamel wrote:if there's ever a time where I wished I owned a guided missile and a map of where they film this utter toss then it's now.

Arse gravy of the first water. fame hungry no marks clogging up the airwaves, and now a footy forum. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself Doff.

It's their detestability that makes it brilliant.
Once the bellends have all been chucked out, it gets dull, I admit.

largehat wrote:Amos, then.

I an't bothered if I am, if it stops his whinging of threads that go off on a tangent for a few posts!!

doffcocker wrote:

It's their detestability that makes it brilliant.
Once the bellends have all been chucked out, it gets dull, I admit.

It's nomination for evictions tonight. I can't wait. Watch the bastards turn on one another.

Lydia, Deana and Chris up for eviction.

Aaron vs Chris.

Probably the trickiest eviction at this stage of any Big Brother ever. They're both two of the most loathsome I've ever seen on there. I actually think it would have been better for the show if Chris had stayed.

Doffcocker, I watched tonight's episode and I have to say I am struggling to find any redeeming features with any of the housemates.

The bleach blonde chutney ferret from Macclesfield is very weird. He has fishy lips and bug eyes and talks posh but has very little to say.

Deana the Asian Princess is very pretty but rather dull.

Aaron from Manchester comes across as a cunt. If I was in the house I would wake up early and cut off his pretentious fringe with the kitchen scissors.

I like Lauren from Jersey. She has a very sexy voice and lovely big eyes and comes across as a nice person. If I was twenty years younger etc.etc.

You're right RT.

There's not many that stand at as potential winners whatsoever. My favourite is probably the posh girl.

I heard the other day that Rebecca is a massive Rovers fan and went into the house mainly to do some "Kean Out" demonstrating. Would have liked to have seen that!

Becky is giving Blackburn a bad name. She is fat and doesn't give a fuck. I reckon BH is probably her boyfriend.

Last nights episode was totally surreal. We had Benedict, the former school teacher now porn star who told the rest of the house that he had thrown one out in the shower.

Some of the house mates were appalled that he had actually flogged his log in a communal area. Benedict then gave them all a sex education lesson on how bashing ones bishop is a perfectly normal thing to do.

My granny always said that pulling your pudding would make you go blind. I didn't for one moment believe her. I was certainly partial to a bit of onanism in my younger days and it never did me any harm.

Mind you, I have worn spectacles for a number of years...

Doffcocker, are you still following it ? That Becky from Blackburn is definately built for comfort and not for speed.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Doffcocker, are you still following it ? That Becky from Blackburn is definately built for comfort and not for speed.

I was very into it before I went on holiday and missed out on 8 days worth. I have got catch up TV but I can't be bothered.
Having said that I watched it last night and the night before and I'm slowly getting back into it.
It's one of those series where none of them are very likeable. No doubt when it gets near the end, the presenters will try making out it's a good thing as it makes the final unpredictable, but people want good winners!

My favourite at the moment is probably Adam - decent enough, talks sense, stands up to bullshitters like Arron.
Caroline is comical but way too cold to be a winner!