Have I sunk to a new low?

I am using my mobile in the bath to catch up on all things Bolton Nuts.  Is that normal? 

Also, my phone isn't waterproof.  Is it a silly risk? Could I get my phone mixed up with my soap and dunk it in the bath in the confusion?

I took mine into the bathroom once. I was listening to Pete & Dud (the one legged Tarzan sketch) when it suddenly slipped off the side of the bath,and into the water. Typical for me.
My Brother had a similar accident with his tablet.
I've taken to just plonking the radio on the bathroom shelf.

I've said before on here but I can no longer poo if I haven't got my phone in my hand, so I wouldn't worry about the bath thing.

Breadman wrote:I've said before on here but I can no longer poo if I haven't got my phone in my hand, so I wouldn't worry about the bath thing.

More to the point,which hand?

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:I've said before on here but I can no longer poo if I haven't got my phone in my hand, so I wouldn't worry about the bath thing.

More to the point,which hand?

I hope it's not the one he wipes with

 And what if the camera went off.

Silly boys.

I clench it between my teeth when I wipe.

I'm not stupid.......

Breadman wrote:Silly boys.

I clench it between my teeth when I wipe.

I'm not stupid.......

What a mental picture............make it go away.

I am in the bath using my phone as i type this so i would say it's normal. 

Can't beat a bit of naked forum time.

thank god there isn't a webcam section of this forum 

Norpig wrote:thank god there isn't a webcam section of this forum 

Hiyaaaah !!!

Breadman wrote:

Norpig wrote:thank god there isn't a webcam section of this forum 

Hiyaaaah !!!

I never had you down as a religious patriotic American Breaders. 

You learn something new every day. 

Sorry, Mrs B walked past the camera as I hit send, so that's actually her not me.

She got a new epilator for Christmas and wanted me to check her pits looked ok.

I gave up my B'berry when I read that the guy who set up the Crackberry helpline did so when he realised he was sending emails in the shower. His phone had totally taken over his life and he was it's slave.

It took me two years to realise that NOTHING needs an immediate reply and a "Smart" phone doesn't do anything I need that I can't do on a computer. And that most of the time, especially in business, things worked out better if you wait a while.

If there's an emergency - phone me on my £10 Nokia that costs <£30 a year to run.

It's not SMART - it's a dumb as f*** phone.

I like your part Lusty and it worked for me for a moment.  

However I realised then that my phone is. .. 

My phonebook
My phone
My calendar
My alarm clock
My music player
My calculator
My Dictionary 
My video watcher
My camera
My video camera
My dictaphone
My google
My bolton nuts
My text machine
My torch
My email checker
My sat nav
My atlas
My answering machine 
Address book
Note pad
Reminder
And so on... 

And that's without all the apps like face book instagram Skype and Jurassic Park ringtone creator.

Oh and it all fits into my pocket in my skinny jeans.

You forgot your personal porn player!

Biggie wrote:I like your part Lusty and it worked for me for a moment.  

However I realised then that my phone is. .. 

My phonebook
My phone
My calendar
My alarm clock
My music player
My calculator
My Dictionary 
My video watcher
My camera
My video camera
My dictaphone
My google
My bolton nuts
My text machine
My torch
My email checker
My sat nav
My atlas
My answering machine 
Address book
Note pad
Reminder
And so on... 

And that's without all the apps like face book instagram Skype and Jurassic Park ringtone creator.

Sounds like it totally owns you....

karlypants wrote:You forgot your personal porn player!

Nah that's what my laptop is for.

wanderlust wrote:

Biggie wrote:I like your part Lusty and it worked for me for a moment.  

However I realised then that my phone is. .. 

My phonebook
My phone
My calendar
My alarm clock
My music player
My calculator
My Dictionary 
My video watcher
My camera
My video camera
My dictaphone
My google
My bolton nuts
My text machine
My torch
My email checker
My sat nav
My atlas
My answering machine 
Address book
Note pad
Reminder
And so on... 

And that's without all the apps like face book instagram Skype and Jurassic Park ringtone creator.

Sounds like it totally owns you....

Haha. Yes it does.