Help!

rammywhite wrote:Don't be such a tight arse- get an electrician in to fix it

That's uncanny.

Because that's a verbatim transcript of Mrs B's parting words to me as she left for work this morning.

Spooky!

Breadman wrote:

rammywhite wrote:Don't be such a tight arse- get an electrician in to fix it

That's uncanny.

Because that's a verbatim transcript of Mrs B's parting words to me as she left for work this morning.

Spooky!

The lass is right- get your hand in your pocket and get the job done properly

Yes Dad. 

Solved: Broken Switch

Biggie wrote:Solved: Broken Switch

Slim chance a cable has worked its way loose.

Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

karlypants wrote:

Biggie wrote:Solved: Broken Switch

Slim chance a cable has worked its way loose.

Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

I hope you don't do your own electrics at home kp, although that would explain your tendencies for starting fires. 

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Biggie wrote:Solved: Broken Switch

Slim chance a cable has worked its way loose.

Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

I hope you don't do your own electrics at home kp, although that would explain your tendencies for starting fires. 

I have done some electrical work, yes.

karlypants wrote:
Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

Fried Bread anyone?

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Biggie wrote:Solved: Broken Switch

Slim chance a cable has worked its way loose.

Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

I hope you don't do your own electrics at home kp, although that would explain your tendencies for starting fires. 

I have done some electrical work, yes.

How long did it take them to get the electricity back on after you caused the blackout on your estate?

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Biggie wrote:Solved: Broken Switch

Slim chance a cable has worked its way loose.

Breadders, whip the electric off and unscrew the switch off and check if the cables are loose.

I hope you don't do your own electrics at home kp, although that would explain your tendencies for starting fires. 

I have done some electrical work, yes.

How long did it take them to get the electricity back on after you caused the blackout on your estate?

I'm not posh enough to live on an estate so it can't have been me.

If you're homeless then Whittam will put you up. It's not a problem.

Just watching Tim Peake mending the external electrics on the solar panel array on the ISS as it orbits the Earth, 250 miles up.

My fan / light is still knackered.

Never in my entire life have I felt less manly.

I once had to be rescued from the top of a tree by the fire brigade,under the mirthful gaze of about twenty girl guides. It made the local paper.
The shame is still raw.
I was fifteen,and showing off.

The girl guides I presume were shouting lower, lower.

Quality!

have you still not got an electrician out Breaders? Surely the nagging from Mrs B must be driving you insane by now? 

I bet there has been thousands of divorces over shit like this.

It'll be something and nothing like a loose wire and if I can ever find any of my phillips screwdrivers (which have all mysteriously disappeared) I'll have a look.

To be honest, it's quite cosy eating with a lamp on the table - it's almost like a posh restaurant.