Dimitri Payet

West Ham have received a £38 million bid for him. Absolute madness

Excellent player.

bwfc1874 wrote:Excellent player.

Based on a handful of times that you've seen him on MOTD?

I bet you'd never even heard of him before he joined West Ham. Never try and test my football knowledge, you'll lose.

I'm not going to ask you to give me his Wikipedia overview, don't panic.

So you're basing your opinion of him on a handful of MOTD appearances?

I don't watch it

Too busy in Wetherspoons on a Saturday night?

Bit more high end

Boggersbelief wrote:Bit more high end

It's a gay bar isn't it.

Do you two know each other?

Boggersbelief wrote:West Ham have received a £38 million bid for him. Absolute madness

Who from? Is it a Chinese outfit?

Ye another Chinese side Rammy. Their economy might have slowed down but their football clubs certainly haven't, huge money being spent over there.

Friend just offered a ticket to West Ham Liverpool tonight, so stay tuned for a full scout report.

bwfc1874 wrote:Friend just offered a ticket to West Ham Liverpool tonight, so stay tuned for a full scout report.

If he's playing d'you think we might try and top their offer?

bwfc1874 wrote:Friend just offered a ticket to West Ham Liverpool tonight, so stay tuned for a full scout report.

That's handy...

Bit like you on a trip to High End?

Is that a gay joke? Homophobia is not ok

It's actually a handjob joke.

bwfc1874 wrote:Friend just offered a ticket to West Ham Liverpool tonight, so stay tuned for a full scout report.

It's on telly.