The sun is shining erecting a cliff.

Man it's time for a spliff.

Is that poetry Scott?

If so, it's a bit deep for me, especially the "erecting a cliff" bit.

Cliff hasn't been erect for years.

Yeah monnnnn

There's nothing in this world quite as embarrassing as white people who think they "really get" Bob Marley just because they smoke a bit of grass.

Pretentious wankers.

I have a pretend Bob Markey wig, and listen to no woman no cry whilst I toke.

And I think everyone are wankers.

Breadman wrote:There's nothing in this world quite as embarrassing as white people who think they "really get" Bob Marley just because they smoke a bit of grass.

Pretentious wankers.

If that's a pop at Scott, how'd you know he's white?

It wasn't a pop at Scott, it was more of a general observation.

We had a lad in our halls when I was s student who came from the home counties.

Prior to moving to Birmingham as a student, I suspect that the riskiest thing he'd ever done was not clean his teeth properly before going to bed.

Anyroad, he obviously decided that he was going to be "a dead cool student, yeah?", so he started smoking weed, grew dreads and covered his room in BM posters.

And I'm not ashamed to say that I laughed my cock off when the twat went into Handsworth one day to "score some proper irie shit from this dealer he was really tight with, yeah?" and promptly got beaten up and had his all money stolen for being a pretentious, white, middle class dickhead.

I think he works in The City now......

I'm more of a snoop man than a BM tbh.