Stumbled across some Shakespeare on BBC4.

Hamlet apparently.

In Danish or Norwegian or summat.

Black & white and all moody and stuff.

Just paused the screen to try and work out what's going on.

There's two blokes stood on a cliff in daft hats and the dialogue went thusly:

"....chapless, and knockt about the mazard with a sexton's spade."

Seriously, what the fuck....?

I think I'm pretty good at speaking English but I'm lost.

bare arsed and smacked on the head with a shovel?