Television censorship

Returning to my original post, I queried the censored version of Kindergarten Cop with ITV and this is taken from the response I got:

When acquired feature films are legally complied for transmission, there are strict guidelines set-out for what we can and cannot broadcast at certain times. In the case of Kindergarten Cop, we have two complied versions – a ‘suitable anytime’ version and ‘post 2100hrs’ version. On this occasion, the ‘suitable anytime’ version was transmitted in a post 2100hrs timeslot.

largehat wrote:Returning to my original post, I queried the censored version of Kindergarten Cop with ITV and this is taken from the response I got:

When acquired feature films are legally complied for transmission, there are strict guidelines set-out for what we can and cannot broadcast at certain times. In the case of Kindergarten Cop, we have two complied versions – a ‘suitable anytime’ version and ‘post 2100hrs’ version. On this occasion, the ‘suitable anytime’ version was transmitted in a post 2100hrs timeslot.

You sad bastard.

I'm a big fan of pussy, but don't particularly enjoy cnut if that makes sense.

Cnut, like many Anglo Saxon words has a harshness to it being Germanic in origin, and it does make half of the world's bits sound unattractive. "Vag" is the same. It's not the kind of word you'd want to mention if romance was in the air unless you were really getting into it and the lady in question found it a turn on. Pussy, on the other hand has a completely different set of connotations. I often use it during romantic interludes and not just when I'm shagging the cat. Pussy is nice and if you're going to mention a lady's bits it would be the word I'd go for every time.

I only ever use the cnut word when referring to men, I never use it to describe women.

Fanny, Pussy or Hairy Pie are much better options to describe the private parts of the female species.

were do you all stand on 'twat'?

I love cunt, its my favourite word, I adore the fact the word causes so much offence. I love the notoriety of it (the word)

I never use the word to describe women though...

the following are acceptable uses of the word cunt i feel...

Look at that cunt
your a cunt
im going meeting this cunt
wish that cunt at the bar would hurry up
get to the bar and get your round in you cunt
Jesus, I cant believe the stupid cunt missed that!
this referee is a cunt.

... you get the drift!

'cunting' can also be used when you need a word with greater swearing 'bang' than fucking...

such as...

why wont this cunting condom fit! or..
I lost my cunting wallet...

You swear too cunting much, Rebel.

RT, the term 'hairy pie' is horrible. Personally I think 'cunt' is less offensive.

'Hairy cunt' is of course worse than 'hairy pie' though.

Keegan wrote:You swear too cunting much, Rebel.

see it works...

largehat wrote:RT, the term 'hairy pie' is horrible. Personally I think 'cunt' is less offensive.

'Hairy cunt' is of course worse than 'hairy pie' though.

were would 'cunt pie' be?

'Cunt pie' doesnt make sense. You wouldn't say 'cock willy'.

'Cock' & 'Willy' both refer to the same thing - 'Cunt' & 'Pie' do not.

largehat wrote:'Cunt pie' doesnt make sense. You wouldn't say 'cock willy'.

yes it does...

your saying you have NEVER eaten 'cunt pie'?

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

largehat wrote:'Cunt pie' doesnt make sense. You wouldn't say 'cock willy'.

yes it does...

your saying you have NEVER eaten 'cunt pie'?

I bet Natasha has...

I use minge a lot.

Keegan wrote:'Cock' & 'Willy' both refer to the same thing - 'Cunt' & 'Pie' do not.

I thought they were both being used as nouns, but Rebel, rather 'skilfully', has demonstrated that 'cunt' can be an adjective. Very fucking clever.

Angry Dad wrote: I use minge a lot.

I use minge as often as I can too.

What about bearded clam ?

Or a Pink Taco?

I know a girl who calls it an Axe Wound.

A vagina is a box that a penis comes in.