I've just nipped to Tesco for some booze and I got stuck behind quite a mature gentleman, driving his Fiesta at 20 mph, up the middle of the road.
This would normally get on my teds anyway but the fact that he was flying a Union Flag from his aerial made it worse.
Because I decided there and then that he was a silly old twat who'd voted Leave.
And I immediately hated him all the more.
But then I thought: "Hang on....that's our national flag and you have decided that because that bloke's flying it, he's a wanker."
I can be a short-fused, judgemental bastard normally and the list of people I can tolerate is quite limited to begin with but this referendum business has made me worse.
And I don't like that.
Thank you, Mr Cameron.
Twat!
This would normally get on my teds anyway but the fact that he was flying a Union Flag from his aerial made it worse.
Because I decided there and then that he was a silly old twat who'd voted Leave.
And I immediately hated him all the more.
But then I thought: "Hang on....that's our national flag and you have decided that because that bloke's flying it, he's a wanker."
I can be a short-fused, judgemental bastard normally and the list of people I can tolerate is quite limited to begin with but this referendum business has made me worse.
And I don't like that.
Thank you, Mr Cameron.
Twat!