Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread

Come on Nat, dont let us down.  Just no pics of Brucie!!!

Please God no, you can't let her have her own thread 

you may as well have renamed it the bellend thread as that's what will be on every post from her

Norpig wrote:Please God no, you can't let her have her own thread 

you may as well have renamed it the bellend thread as that's what will be on every post from her

Yes we can- well done Mr Pig on starting it. Right here goes- what do the rest of you bellends think Whittam does for a living?

i think she is unemployed and lives in a half way hostel somewhere. She survives on watching daytime telly and eating cold beans from a tin and drinks Tennants Super when her giro clears.

I think he's a teacher in a sink school where all the kids fail exams,become NEETs and take the piss out of him.
He lives in a fantasy land and reproduces those fantasies on here.

Definitely something lowly in the service sector.

Underpaid (in his opinion), underappreciated by colleagues and customers and desperate to offset the obvious frustration that his life's not panned out quite as he and his (over-bearing and domineering from an early age) parents had planned by coming on here and adopting his superior and condescending tone.

Cue cries of "Bullery!" from Whittam and some comment about my projecting my own obvious self-loathing onto him.

Can't actually have a job because coming up with all the delusional crap takes time, I think he is middle aged and very angry with the world because of his failures.
Agree on the overbearing parent (I think it's singular) and think he still lives with his mum.

Breadman wrote:Definitely something lowly in the service sector.

Parking enforcement officer.

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:Definitely something lowly in the service sector.

Parking enforcement officer.

Nailed it! the true haven of those bullied at school 

whatsgoingon wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:Definitely something lowly in the service sector.

Parking enforcement officer.

Nailed it! the true haven of those bullied at school 

rammywhite wrote:

Norpig wrote:Please God no, you can't let her have her own thread 

you may as well have renamed it the bellend thread as that's what will be on every post from her

Yes we can- well done Mr Pig on starting it. Right here goes- what do the rest of you bellends think Whittam does for a living?

Cough cough

I erroneously thought that "personal" implied it was a thread for Whittam to talk shite as opposed to a thread to make personal comments about Whittam?

wanderlust wrote:I erroneously thought that "personal" implied it was a thread for Whittam to talk shite as opposed to a thread to make personal comments about Whittam?

Lets not be prescriptive- it can be either. Strange that he's not been on it so far. Must have touched a nerve!!

Nat obviously works 9-5 , her posting times back that up. Haven't worked out what she does yet but my guess is checkout girl at the co op

wanderlust wrote:I erroneously thought that "personal" implied it was a thread for Whittam to talk shite as opposed to a thread to make personal comments about Whittam?

This is much more fun anyway "personal" implies Nat's a person whereas the truth is it's just a product of a delusional mind

Cant beleive i did this for rammy on his request and he gives credit to nordave

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i did this for rammy on his request and he gives credit to nordave

Apologies y2- it was early in the morning!!

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i did this for rammy on his request and he gives credit to nordave

It's Mr. Hearse to you and I.

I think she's a business woman from Preston. I think she once scored a volley at Deepdale too.

wanderlust wrote:I erroneously thought that "personal" implied it was a thread for Whittam to talk shite as opposed to a thread to make personal comments about Whittam?

This