HomeBonce's own personal thread. Volume VI
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Natasha Whittam
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2 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 14:20
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Looks like I have found your favourite restaurant Bonce...
3 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 15:00
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
You either took a photo of your slipper with some bread in it, or you did a Google search for "slippers with food inside".
I'm not sure which one is more disturbing.
I'm not sure which one is more disturbing.
4 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 15:54
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I for one would not be eating out of someones slipper 
5 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:01
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
These are my current slippers...
6 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:02
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
It wouldn't surprise me if all the kitchen staff have had a go at trying them on!Norpig wrote:I for one would not be eating out of someones slipper
7 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 08 2018, 16:19
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:You either took a photo of your slipper with some bread in it, or you did a Google search for "slippers with food inside".
I'm not sure which one is more disturbing.
8 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Jan 09 2018, 17:12
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
This might tickle your fancy Bonce with you being a veggie...
9 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 11 2018, 17:51
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Be careful Bonce, slippers are the most dangerous things you can wear. No wonder you are accident prone, it's the slippers!
DANGEROUS SLIPPER EVIDENCE
DANGEROUS SLIPPER EVIDENCE
10 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:01
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm impressed with your research 58.Bwfc1958 wrote:Be careful Bonce, slippers are the most dangerous things you can wear. No wonder you are accident prone, it's the slippers!
DANGEROUS SLIPPER EVIDENCE
TOP 10 SLIPPER ACCIDENTS
1 Tumbling downstairs
2 Tripping with bulky outsized novelty slippers
3 Garden forks through the soft footwear
4 Tripping over a pair of slippers.
5 Fighting with dogs who have taken a fancy to slipper
6 Stepping on a nail.
7 Stubbing toes on bedside tables leaping out of bed
8 Skating on polished floors due to worn tread on soles
9 Heavy objects landing on soft or open-toed slippers.
10 Tripping in the dark after jumping up to visit toilet
I've done them all bar 9 and 10.
Yours was the 1000th reply in volume 4 of my own personal thread. You've won a voucher at slipperama.
11 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:13
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I'm honoured to be the 1000th poster in volume 4. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my voucher.
12 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:24
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's on the way. Don't wait up.Bwfc1958 wrote:I'm honoured to be the 1000th poster in volume 4. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my voucher.
13 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:55
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I don't care about the story. The headline is enough.
Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
14 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
15 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:38
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Just seen this now.boltonbonce wrote:I don't care about the story. The headline is enough.
Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
16 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Jan 12 2018, 20:38
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing?boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
17 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Jan 12 2018, 21:01
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.karlypants wrote:Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing?boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.
18 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sat Jan 13 2018, 13:26
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.karlypants wrote:Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing?boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.
Usually a nice bead of plumbers gold usually does the trick.
Hmm...or maybe not in your case with you being accident prone. Something is bound to happen with a silicone gun in your hands.
19 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sat Jan 13 2018, 14:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
My brother is a joiner/builder, and refuses to lend me any of his tools.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Apparently the plughole seal was loose. Electrician just left,so I'm almost back to normal,apart from the bulge in the wallpaper at the bottom of the stairs.karlypants wrote:Have you never thought of turning the bath off before it's overflowing?boltonbonce wrote:What a night. Just had a flood in the bathroom. Water started coming through the light fittings and tripped all the fuses.
Plumber just left. Waiting for an electrician now.
I'm well pissed off.
Mind you,that could be my aunt Ethel,who disappeared on the day I last papered the hall.
This is far too much excitement for a Friday night.
Usually a nice bead of plumbers gold usually does the trick.
Hmm...or maybe not in your case with you being accident prone. Something is bound to happen with a silicone gun in your hands.
I've no idea why.
20 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sat Jan 13 2018, 18:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The Guardian goes tabloid on Monday.
I'm getting far too excited about it.
I'm getting far too excited about it.
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