HomeNatasha Whittam wrote:Bonce, you are missed on here, even Bob says so.
Hope to see you back soon.
Bloody Hell Boncey. Even Nat is missing you and wants you back.
How could you be so heartless as to spurn her advances.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX
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1 Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Jan 23 2022, 22:20
Hip Priest
Andy Walker
Bloody Hell Boncey. Even Nat is missing you and wants you back.
How could you be so heartless as to spurn her advances.
2 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jan 29 2022, 18:32
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Hope you were at the game today Bonce - you were missed on the portal - but we reckoned today's performance might have cheered you up. Take it easy amigo.
3 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jan 29 2022, 18:39
karlypants
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It would be nice if Bonce came back to tell us a tale or two from today 
4 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Jan 30 2022, 09:24
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Can someone fill me in on bonces disappearance
5 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Jan 30 2022, 09:59
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Sluffy can explain and perhaps apologise....I'm sure he'll be able to quote you the exact exchange between the pair of themBoggersbelief wrote:Can someone fill me in on bonces disappearance
6 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Jan 30 2022, 11:45
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okocha wrote:Sluffy can explain and perhaps apologise....I'm sure he'll be able to quote you the exact exchange between the pair of themBoggersbelief wrote:Can someone fill me in on bonces disappearance
I'm not playing your childish and inflammatory game.
If Bonce wants to return then great, if he doesn't then the forum for all of us is that much poorer but at the end of the day he is a grown man and does what he chooses to do.
7 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 09:30
karlypants
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Certainly not the type of "Love Sausage" I want to be giving the Mrs on Valentine's day!
10 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 10:44
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat and I have been busy with our newly opened hair salon. I'm dealing with the barnets, Nat's in the back in our minge and pube department waxing off. Come in for a discount.
11 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 10:47
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:
It was my "Love Sausage" post that brought you back wasn't it?
12 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 11:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Partly. Nat's department at the back of the shop has a hole in the wall that she still hasn't had fixed, and I'm sure I saw one of those sausage things coming through it. Maybe she's getting her lunch delivered, but either way, that hole needs plastering. I'll get on to her about it later.karlypants wrote:
It was my "Love Sausage" post that brought you back wasn't it?
I looked in on Nuts yesterday, and was dismayed to see the doom and gloom. I'll offer TROY a free haircut if he comes back.
We'll be expanding into eyebrows in the coming months, and might even stretch to dog grooming, so look out.
13 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 11:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The bitch! I wondered what all the noise was round the back.
15 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 12:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
That got me banned from Curry's.
16 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 13:42
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:Partly. Nat's department at the back of the shop has a hole in the wall that she still hasn't had fixed, and I'm sure I saw one of those sausage things coming through it. Maybe she's getting her lunch delivered, but either way, that hole needs plastering. I'll get on to her about it later.karlypants wrote:
It was my "Love Sausage" post that brought you back wasn't it?
I looked in on Nuts yesterday, and was dismayed to see the doom and gloom. I'll offer TROY a free haircut if he comes back.
We'll be expanding into eyebrows in the coming months, and might even stretch to dog grooming, so look out.
Haha!
Hopefully once he has had some time off here he may join up with us again.
It's a bit like Hotel California on here for some of us.
17 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 14:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Where's me brew?
18 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 15:16
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Where's me brew?
19 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 15:25
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Why does that bloke insist on making a brew like that?
Isn't he aware that proper tea is theft?
Isn't he aware that proper tea is theft?
20 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Feb 11 2022, 15:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
And you have a go at me for my owl joke! Disgraceful.wanderlust wrote:Why does that bloke insist on making a brew like that?
Isn't he aware that proper tea is theft?
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