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2 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 31 2018, 19:32
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Did you set them off in your front room again?
3 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 31 2018, 19:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Certainly not. I'm not allowed matches.Natasha Whittam wrote:Did you set them off in your front room again?
4 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 31 2018, 19:51
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Well, the fireworks have started.
The drug dealers must have got new stock in then!
5 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Dec 31 2018, 23:22
karlypants
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I’ve come to the conclusion that all fish sticks are shit.
Why can’t they taste like they used to?
Why can’t they taste like they used to?
6 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 02 2019, 11:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just had a grocery delivery, and we've got blue eggs! 
Old Cotswold Legbar hens always lay blue eggs apparently. Hope they taste as good as they look.
Old Cotswold Legbar hens always lay blue eggs apparently. Hope they taste as good as they look.7 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 14:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Well, I've been messing about on youtube again. What the hell this is all about I'm not quite sure.
You can always count on me to search out the nutters.
You can always count on me to search out the nutters.
8 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 19:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A rather sad tale, that needs no words from me.
9 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:13
karlypants
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I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!
10 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:21
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!
No one needs to know your wanking music.
11 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:22
karlypants
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Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:I’ve just told Alexa to stick relaxing jazz on whilst I relax in bed!
No one needs to know your wanking music.
12 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:32
boltonbonce
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Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.
13 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:39
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.
Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs!
14 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:40
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
That explains why my Alexa isn't working tonight, after witnessing KP getting jiggy with himself.
15 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:41
karlypants
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Natasha Whittam wrote:That explains why my Alexa isn't working tonight, after witnessing KP getting jiggy with himself.
16 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Are you sure the farting noise isn't one of your records?karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.
Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs!
17 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 22:58
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Are you sure the farting noise isn't one of your records?karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Careful KP. Alexa is spying on you.
Well all she will hear in the bedroom is either grunting, snoring or farting and that’s from the Mrs!
Speechless
18 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 04 2019, 23:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry KP. I'll post some more folkie stuff to help you out.
I'll post some more folkie stuff to help you out.19 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Sat Jan 05 2019, 00:55
BoltonTillIDie
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Alexa said KP is a perv. Clearly malfunctioning
20 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Jan 07 2019, 19:32
karlypants
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I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...
Q. Why are football pitches wet?
A. Because of all the dribbling!
Q. Why are football pitches wet?
A. Because of all the dribbling!
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